This Weekend

Things that I achieved this past weekend

Friday: Went to watch my son’s best friends soccer game with his mum’s (yep, my closest friends in this town are [very hot] lesbians). Sadly they lost 2-1, but fun was had & Plans to visit them the next day were made.

Then stayed up until 3am working on editing some images for a Bride-Zilla (Ladies make sure you LOVE the color you chose for your bridesmaids before you buy the dresses, get married and have photos taken!!) very painstaking and rather annoying.

Saturday:  Slept in until after 1pm. Scrambled to reply to emails etc and get dressed to go visit my lesbian friends – who I’m going to call…hmmm….’The Girls’ until I (or you – of you have a suggestion for names please comment – I love comments) come up with better names.

My son rode his bike over to the girls house whilst I finished up work and quickly had a shower, I had soot from X’s truck all through my hair and one of the girls was going to be doing my hair for me.

Finally arrive at the girls place, discuss color options (I’m Australian and we spell color -> colour, but as I create websites etc I am in the habit of writing color) and I’m dispensed off to get hair dye from the shops.

X calls telling me he is nearly back in town after leaving Melbourne @1am, I go fuck around and pick him up. He’s pissed that our son & I are spending the evening at his mates place, and what I bought for him for dinner wasn’t acceptable. Off to the shops AGAIN

Call the girls explain the delay, they’re cool with it and just ask me to grab a bbq chicken and some salad seeing as I’m at the shops. I walk into the shops as X walks out. Frustrated as I hate both wasting time and going to the supermarket – Actually I hate all shopping unless it’s online.

Drop X home after receiving cranky lecture about how I can’t drive (My 1 accident in a car to his 2 car and 2 truck accidents!) and have no respect for his car. Run back to the girls house and hope he is asleep before I get home.

Finally get there with hair dye, food and coke. I can’t survive without coke to drink, nor can they, but they like rum with theirs.

Discuss my color choices, rich shiny chocolate, vivid violet and a glossy blue black – I can’t make decisions…we decide to whack all 3 colors in in slices, big foil like patches that interweave. The kids are playing, the mums are drinking, I get my hair cut & colored (whilst having great boobs in my face) leave my son to stay the night so I can head home and take advantage of X.

Get home X is asleep. Thankfully he’s asleep on the lounge so I head to bed and spread out across the entire bed. Something I rarely get to do.

Sunday: finish adding the images to the ‘porn for women’ post and post it.

Drop X to his truck, son goes for ride with X, meet a mate down the road, catch up say hi, when X catches up I grab son and mate & X head to Brisbane.

Son falls asleep pretty quickly. I’m horny, completely unsatisfied after craving cock for a week. Really wanted another one of those OMG the earth is shaking I can’t stop myself from screaming orgasms I’ve been having with X…and my we vibe2, Pissed off that after offering X sex in order to get wanted orgasm he turned me down…

He Turned ME down. Not fucking happy.

I’m just going to have to go it alone – Sunday Night Solo Sex. Highlight of my weekend (after the girls great boobs of course! lol)

Decide to rumage around the big box of sex toys Nicole just sent me from AdultSexToys.com to review for all you horny lads and ladies – realise the iPod is dead AND outside in the car, I’m lazy so can’t be fucked. I wanted an ohmibod so badly, now I have one to play with and review, but my mood is foul. I want and MUST have the earth shattering orgasm I’ve been craving.

Such Orgasms for me are mostly clitoral – so figure The Fun Factory’s Layaspot (Mine is obviously the Vanila & Candy Violet colored one!) Grab the 2 required triple A’s and took myself to that orgasmic plateau, and then shot off into outer space. I love my clit, she never fails me.

My G spot is rather large but elusive, I swear it runs and hides as soon as it feels the humidity in their rising! But my clit, small and sturdy, she’s always there for me, always ready to please. – Well she almost left me one day – but that’s a whole other story!

I’m not ready to write my review on The Fun Factory’s Layaspot – I’m thinking of just calling her ‘Candy’ for short as that’s too much of a mouthful. Yet I can already tell you I like her. I like her a LOT. Really strong vibrations that can be very very focused onto the pea in my canoe. But we are going to do a bit more rowing together pre-review, I think more than one use before a review is a good idea – Unless of course the sex toy is crap, unsafe or somehow breaks. However ‘Candy’ is worthy of many rows around my harbour, I hope to take her to see FWB next. Vibrating clit with his tongue technique…. as close to Nirvana as I’ll ever get.

So that’s about all I achieved this weekend.

Things I didn’t achieve This Past Weekend

Putting out my weekly ‘Weekend Reading’ Post filled with the best blogs I’ve discovered – & this weekend’s one was going to be the all important ANZ Issue – (I was going to call it an ANZAC issue – but have great respects for our ANZAC’s – Australian and New Zealand Army Corp’s – for those not in the know)- but I promise you will see an amazing ANZ issue next weekend.

And Today….drum roll please . . .  I finally got around to registering my own domains and am going through the paces of setting up my beautiful sexy blog up into it’s own customised theme and adding lots of bells and whistles. (I downloaded pictures of about 100 different purple sex toys today to create some artwork for it)

Most Importantly though I signed up for Eden Fallacy’s @ Edenfalacys.com – a project set up by the lovely ‘Ask Nicole‘ , who just happens to be Australian and the lucky Lady Love of Mysty from Mystyspanties.com and assisted by many others. I promise to tell the rest of you about once I get enough time to write a proper post.

Until then please check out:

• EdenFallacys.com
• Mystyspanties.com & Most Importantly
• Ask Nicole especially her Great Post ‘Anal Pleasures‘ about her experiences with Anal. – be sure to follow them and subscribe to their rss feeds too.

Violetxx

What some call 'Porn For Women'

I was going to title this post ‘Porn for Women’ same as the book – I get the joke…If I didn’t I wouldn’t be posting it – I guess I just want to save the post title Porn For Women for a time when I do have great porn for women to share.

Any whooo -> I first saw this @ stumbleupon -> Porn for Women (which originated @ Al Lowe’s Humor Site) ->But decided to borrow it after seeing a cartoon referring to it so they could be together and in context…. but I forget where I found the cartoon? (If you know please comment)

It is obviously hilarious and a complete poke at housewives, but at the same time it makes me sad. Far too greater portion of society would agree that this is in fact porn for the poor little house wifey’s. I have this horrific image in my head of a group of women giggling about this book whilst sitting around sipping on cups of tea, trying to remember the last time they had sex with their husbands… Their husbands who always do the dishes and put out the trash. The Partner who brought her Flowers the night before…Ungrateful bitches!! lol

So here’s some Pics from the Book – Porn For Women

The Cover of Porn For Women

Shoe Shopping

- I'll get the baby -

- I'll take Care of the Dishes

- Let Me take out the Trash

- Buy you Flowers Without a Reason -

- Let's skip the NRL Playoff's and go to the Craft Fair -

I'll put the lid down for you

I've cooked you Dinner.

I think Getting Directions would be a Good Idea.

& the cartoon in response to this book;

I agree, In my Porn People do Fuck…..

Often like this->

Real Porn, For Real Women!

Real Good Hard Core Porn

See the difference? lol

Enjoy!

Violet xx

WTMFI Wednesdays – Week 17

Girl Power – Week 17

Yet Again I’m doing this on a day other than Wednesday, Eventually I’ll get this done on the right day!

Want to take part in Way Too Much Information Wednesdays – Just click the banner Above.

The Questions:

“Girl Power”

This Week’s Questions

1. Do you love your vagina, like your vagina or hate your vagina?
2. Do you use tampons or pads?
3. Are you satisfied with your breast size?
4. If you could change only one part of your body, what would you change and why?
5. When having sex, how do you like to have your hair?

BONUS QUESTION:
Do you wear make-up? All the time or only sometimes? Lots or just a little?

My Answers:

Do you love your vagina, like your vagina or hate your vagina?

I both Love & Hate my Vagina at the same time. Or rather their are parts of my vagina (or rather my vulva – vagina is really just the ins

I hate that I have too much padding over my public bone or my mons(see the picture below) – yep I’ve got a fat pussy! lol.I hate that I got so huge during pregnancy that I have huge stretch marks that extend into my Pubic Hair and that I have a really thin bush, at least the front patch over my mons.

Kinda Like in the diagram below I choose to keep that small, or sparse patch of hair natural whilst shaving everything ‘below the fold’. I really enjoy having smooth lips. Feels nice to run your hands over it… Maybe hate is too strong a word, but I do dis-like the things Mentioned above.

I like that I have nicely Labia Majora yet barely even visible Labia Minora. I’m Even quite proud of the huge scar that corkscrews its way up my vagina or birth canal. I got lucky that I only got torn internally when I gave birth (My son was 10& a half pounds!). I love that my vagina can stretch and retract to accommodate men of all sizes as well as being able to have huge babies pass through it. I love that it serves multiple purposes!!

Do you use tampons or pads?

I use both. I have a medical condition called Endometriosis which causes me to get ridiculously heavy periods that hang around for far too long.

Just an FYI – there is another alternative to pads or tampons – called Moon Cups. Kind of like a diaphragm that holds back the tide. I’ve not used one, but kind of like the eco-friendly nature of the product as well as the money saving aspect, but I know I’d fuck up and have too many accidents! (that is way too much Info)

Are you satisfied with your breast size?

No, but that’s what chicken fillets are for. I just wish I could re-inflate them to their pre- breastfeeding size.

If you could change only one part of your body, what would you change and why?

My stomach, It’s never been the same after having ababy. I was the size of a house when I was pregnant and there was no way my stomach would ever go back to being flat and smooth.

When having sex, how do you like to have your hair?

Down. My hair is quite long with natural waves and big loose curls. I love the way it reaches down to my nipples. Until now I had never thought about the role my hair plays in my sex life.

I love teasing my partners body by running my long hair over their bodies. It also acts as a bit of a safety blanket for me. Not sure why. But unless I’m having sex I much prefer my hair pulled back as it gets out of control far too easily.

BONUS QUESTION:

Do you wear make-up? All the time or only sometimes? Lots or just a little?

I only wear make up sometimes. I’m usually way to dis-organised to have time to put make up on before I have to go somewhere. But even when I do wear make up It’s just my eyes and lips, I hate foundation…even if I have pimples or blotchiness. I never learned to use it properly so It never looks right.

And that… Is the end of this weeks Way To Much Fucking Information Wednesday, I’m off to bed. – If you have your own blog why don’t you join in the sex meme fun?

Violet xx

Ashamed to be Australian

I call Bullshit – Australia’s Anti-Porn Customs Policy & Female Genital Mutilation

I am normally Pretty Proud to be Australian. Australians are pretty laid back, down to earth and usually pretty open (Of course there are millions of exceptions). We May not be as outspoken about our love of our own country and culture as Americans are, but that’s just the way Australia is… Laid back and Down to Earth.

On Form Spring I was recently Asked Me “What is your favourite thing about living in Australia?”

I love that where I currently Live – Which is in the country, Not a city – we get Koalas In the tree in our backyard. Trust me, although I regularly see Kangaroos about, they certainly don’t exist in the main streets of the city nor even in country towns. I have also never once in 31years ‘Thrown a Shrimp on the Barbie”. One – we call them Prawns, two we don’t bbq them!

I Love the laid back culture, I love that the majority of people I’ve met & known are open about sexuality and being gay/lesbian/bi/trans or any other alternative to heterosexually monogamous is rarely an issue. Sydney hosts the amazing Gay & Lesbian Mardi Gras, Since  People of every sexual persuasion have been able to loudly & proudly Celebrate their sexuality whilst Marching down Oxford Street. It is the largest Gay Pride celebration in the world. And the sleaze ball…Just another event during Mardi Gras, wear as much or as little as you like and party like there’s no tomorrow. (During Mardi Gras some glittery body paint counts as clothing!

Australia Is also, for the Majority, Pro-Choice. A woman has not only the right, but the resources available to terminate an un-wanted Pregnancy. RU486 - or Mifepristone  which is also known as ‘The Abortion Pill’- is legal, easily acceptable & affordable with a prescription from an authorised prescriber. Surgical Abortions are also legal (or in the case of Queensland they are ‘de-criminalised’) accessible and affordable. In Southern Australia you can have an abortion bulk billed to Medicare, costing the patient nothing. In other states costs differ depending on the clinic and length of gestation, yet are all easily accessible before 20 weeks.

Visit Family Planning In NSW or Abortion Access for further information regarding Abortions in Australia.

But now I have to scream ‘Hypocrisy’

A couple in Queensland are facing imprisonment after using a drug from Overseas to induce an abortion. – Such Bullshit

Then there’s the new Customs Rule that allows Australian Customs Officials to search through your luggage as well as Digital Media devices such as Lap tops and phones looking for Pornography. Even Violet Blue has chimed in on this stupid and ridiculous new Policy.

As you arrive in the Country Custom’s are now asking if you have any Pornography with you on the ticket you are required to fill out to enter the country. Apparently they are only looking for Illegal pornography, that which includes images of children and such. A Customs and Border Protection spokesperson said the change was because the term “pornography” was more recognisable to travellers than the term “objectionable material”.

But it’s Bullshit and a complete Invasion of people’s privacy. There’s no stated definition of Pornography mentioned, so pictures of your wife or girlfriend skinny dipping on your honeymoon – pictures obviously only taken for your own viewing pleasure could land you a fine if you fail to tick yes to the question asking if you have any pornography with you. Where does the Government get off – are we not allowed to have any privacy. Having your belongings searched by a stranger is bad enough let alone your computer or phone!

Pornography Is legal in Australia, Of course there are limits to what is legal (such as performer’s having to be over 18 etc), but it is Legal none the less. What makes this hypocrisy worse is that the Country’s Capital, Canberra is the place to go to buy the edgier, harder core porn. It also just happens to be where our Politicians congregate. All I have to say is BullShit!

But that’s not the Worst of it…

AUSTRALIAN doctors are considering a controversial form of genital mutilation on baby girls.

The practice involving cutting a girl’s genitals, sometimes with razors or pieces of glass, could be allowed in a clinical setting to stem illegal backyard procedures which are leaving young girls scarred for life.

The Royal Australian New Zealand College of Obstetricians will next month discuss backing “ritual nicks”, a modified form of genital mutilation.

But experts are divided on whether to allow the practice, given that in some cultures it is used to remove the sexual feelings of women.

Female genital mutilation has been outlawed in Australia since the 1990s but is common among African, Asian and Middle Eastern communities.

With the rise in Somali and Sudanese numbers in Australia, doctors are seeing more cases of young girls, and women, needing surgery after illegal operations. Backers of “ritual nick” said it was a superficial procedure leaving no long-term damage.

RANZCOG secretary Gino Pecoraro said the policy would be discussed at next month’s Women’s Health Committee meeting.

“We will need to start to think about [its introduction] but we would have to speak to community leaders from Australia,” Dr Pecoraro said.

“If a nick could meet the cultural needs of a particular woman, then it might save her from going through what can really be drastic surgery.

“But we need to make sure we do not legitimise the ritualistic maiming of children.”

But many are outraged, some saying a “ritual nick” is still child abuse and legitimises female mutilation.

University of Newcastle’s professor of perinatal and infant psychiatry Dr Louise Newman said some doctors were being approached to perform the procedure.

“We know it is happening here . . . but [the] majority are done in the home in a traditional way,” she said.

Reasons given by practising populations include religion, despite the Koran not requiring it, and that it can help maintain cleanliness and health.

“The problem is some people see it similar to male circumcision but the reasons for both are very different as well as the impact,” Dr Newman said.

“The actual procedure can be pretty devastating.”

source News.com.au

I get that it is happening, It is disgusting, but it is still happening in Australia. Young girls having their genitals mutilated in gross, un-hygenic backyard ceremonies. But is allowing Doctors to perform ANY form of genital mutilation in any way acceptable? My Answer is no.

I wouldn’t even have my son circumcised, I don’t think any parent or person for that matter has the right to alter the body of another, be it your child or not, without their expressed permission. If my son would like to be circumcised I want that choice to be his. It is his body who the fuck am I to have parts of his anatomy cut off without his informed consent.

Female circumcision, although it can be compared to male circumcision it really is a whole other game. It truly is genital mutilation. No matter how little you remove from a females genitals you are still doing damage to her future sexual health. It’s just despicable.

There is an issue, an important issue that needs to be addressed here. But I seriously doubt that having Doctors ‘nick” female genitalia will satisfy those who are seeking to destroy their daughters sexual organs. I think that Education and stronger Laws threatening more severe penalties would be something worth considering.

I simply just can’t agree with it in any way shape or form.

Here endeth my Anti Australia Rant.

Violet xx

WTMFI Wednesdays – Week 15

Monogamy Isn’t a Type Of Wood

I know it’s late, but work’s been bat shit crazy lately… So this WTMFI Wednesday post is a week late, But it’s a meme, I’m not going to pass on a sexual meme….so here it is – If you want to take part Just Click on the banner below, the more the merrier!

This Week’s Questions

1. Have you ever cheated on someone? Have you ever been cheated on?
2. Do you think monogamy is really possible?
3. What has your longest relationship been? Were you faithful the entire time?
4. Would you forgive someone who cheated on you?
5. Who is the one celebrity you wouldn’t think twice about cheating on your partner with?

BONUS QUESTION:
Have you ever heard of Cuckoldry? Does it interest you?

This weeks answers:

1.Have you ever cheated on someone? Have you ever been cheated on?

Yes, In some people’s eyes

I’ve also been cheated on at least twice by X.

2.Do you think monogamy is really possible?

I do think Monogamy is possible, However if and when I enter another fully committed relationship I would be happy for it to be an open relationship as I fully support it in theory…The reality may be very different. But if you truly are in love and are having truly amazing sex that you can’t get enough of…Sure I think monogamy is possible.

3.What has your longest relationship been? Were you faithful the entire time?

Longest would be with X, almost 15 years if you don’t count all the times we’ve broken up. No I haven’t always been faithful, but I’ve never slept with anyone else when we have been together – Only when we have been on a legitimate “break” from each other and our relationship

4.Would you forgive someone who cheated on you?

Yes I would and yes I have.I’ve also been forgiven for my carnal sins.

I forgave X for having sex with some random girl in the park across the road from my home whilst I was pregnant. He also visited a brothel a few times and waited years to tell me about it. I was pissed as I had always told him he could fuck who ever he wanted to – as long as he told me about it. The delay in telling me is what pissed me off, as I’m a supporter of open relationships and marriages.

I was also forgiven by a friend when I was the cheetee – I slept with her babies daddy on numerous occasions. I knew they were kinda together and maybe fucking and that they had a baby together (I lived with my friend and her daughter). I was 15 he was 21. Luckily for both me and her she forgave me and tossed him, she’s now very very happily married with a few more great kids with her husband. I’ll never forget that she forgave me for that fuck up!

5.Who is the one celebrity you wouldn’t think twice about cheating on your partner with?

If Anyone saw my TMI Tuesdays Post, you would know my automatic response is of course, Dave Grohl. The hottest of the hottest!

BONUS QUESTION:

Have you ever heard of Cuckoldry? Does it interest you?

The normal definition of a cuckold is a married man whose wife cheats on him with or without his knowledge- wikipedia

I have heard of Cockoldry before and would love to have a partner who was into it. I could have someone to love whilst being able to fuck FWB, all with the added bonus of it turning on my beloved. Considering I’m all for non-monogamous sexual relationships it should be no surprise that I’d be interested in Cukoldry.

Another weeks Way Too Much Fucking Information Wednesday finished… But there will be another in the next 24hrs- considering that this post is a week over due (naughty violet!!)

Violetxx

Pleasurists#79

Screaming Violet Got Included In Pleasurists #79

I’m pretty excited that my little review of the we-vibe2 got included in the latest issue of Pleasurists, A weekly post that’s a round up of the latest Reviews of Sex Toys and other Adult Products on the web. It also features the current Adult and Sex Toy give-aways that you can enter. It is certainly worth subscribing to via rss, or you can follow @Pleasurists on twitter to stay abreast of the lattest issue- which is released every Monday.

Or you can check out Issue 79 Right here – Thank You Pleasurists for including my review!

by Kedralynn

Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. For updates and information follow our RSS Feed and Twitter.

Did you miss Pleasurists #78? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #80? Be sure to read our submission guidelines and then use our submission form and submit it before Sunday May 30th at 11:59pm PDT.

Want to win some swag? All you’ve got to do is enter.

• $300 Shopping Spree Deadline: May 31st.
• National Masturbation Month Giveaway Deadline: May 31st.
• Win a Bliss 3 Mini Vibe Deadline: May 31st @ 11:59pm Eastern.
• Win a Bride-to-Be Collection Deadline: May 31st @ 11:59pm Eastern.
• Win A Premium Toy Set AND A Free Session With Dr. Ruthie Deadline: May 31st.
• Enter to Win an Incoqnito Lambskin Collar! Deadline: May 31st @ 11am Central.
• TabuToys.com Erotic Story Contest Deadline: June 1st.
• Vamp Giveaway Deadline: June 1st.
• Fluid: Women Redefining Sexuality DVD Giveaway Deadline: June 6th.
• How Do You Define Your Sexuality? Contest! Deadline: June 6th @ 11:59pm Central.

Looking for sexy posts other than reviews?

e[lust] #14

Editor

Scarlet Lotus St. Syr

On to the reviews…

Vibrators

• Pocket Fairy by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew
• Plume Vibrating Faux Pen by Mistress Kay
• Lia Magic Wand by Darling Dove
• Vibratex Blue Delilah by Joan Price
• Vibratex Mystic Wand by Joanna Cake
• Je Joue G-Ki by Amber from Scarlet’s Letter
• Oasis Slimline Set by Dr. Ruthie
• Oasis Slimline Set by Red Vinyl Kitty
• OhMiBod Club Vibe by namelesschaos
• Natural Contours Jolie by Marilyn
• Solar Bullet by Sexorcism
• Le Reve White Massager by Marilyn
• Jimmyjane Iconic Smoothie by Red Vinyl Kitty
• Natural Contours Ideal & G-Plus by Marilyn
• Joy by Jonsbabydoll
• We-Vibe 2 by Violet
• Cal Exotics Passion Flower by Rev. Arielle
• LELO Lily by The Countess
• Ripple of Love by Missy

Dildos

• Tantus Vamp by Wilhelmina Wang
• Pyrex Glass Dildo by Mistress Kay
• Fun Factory Share XS by True Pleasures
• Glass Twister by True Pleasures
• Ophoria Beyond 3 by Toys in Love
• Fun Factory Share XS by la petite
• Rose G-Spotter by Kynky Kytty

Anal Toys

• Crystal Delights Plug by Saraid
• Tantus Ripple by Kynky Kytty
• Tantus Infinity by Kynky Kytty

Toys for Cocks

• Tenga Double-Hole with Sleeve Warmer by Garnet Joyce
• Pipedream Roto-Bater by Cooper

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

• Intimate Organics Intense Clitoral Stimulating Gel by True Pleasures
• Jimmyjane Contour Q Massage Stones by Sea of Neptune
• Pleasure Pack by Coco

BDSM/Fetish

• Spartacus 18″ Medium Tip Crop by Wilhelmina Wang
• Silk Scarf Restraints by Mistress Kay
• Tweezer Nipple Clamps with Bells by Juliettia
• Sportsheets Under the Bed Restraint System by Wilhelmina Wang
• Pipedream Extreme Hogtie Kit by Mistress Arabella

Adult Books/Games

• Stay in Lust Forever by Mistress Kay
• I Dare You by Luscious Lily

Adult Movies & Porn

• Fluid: Men Redefining Sexuality by Red Vinyl Kitty
• Pirates by The Countess
• Crash Pad Series – Episode 29: Brooklyn Flaco & Carson by J.D. Bauchery
• Manly Heat Quenched by The Porn Librarian
• How to Perform Rope Bondage by FrzKey
• My Jetaime by J.D. Bauchery
• All About Bel Ami by FrzKey

Sex Furniture

• Sportsheets Hump, Bump, & Vibe by Thick Shady

Miscellaneous

• Go Girl by Kyle Jones
• Crystal Oval Bindis by True Pleasures
• California Exotics Nipple Suckers by Amber from Scarlet’s Letter
• The G-Spot Kit by Scintillectual
• Fun Factory SmartBalls by Dr. Ruthie

Sex Toy Repair 101

a.k.a How I learned to use a Soldering Iron

I got my first ever sex toy for my 20th birthday a gift from X. It was a rabbit style vibrator with the rotating shaft filled with little pearl like beads and a really high powered clit tickler, but it looked more like a dolphin that today’s rabbit ear ticklers. It was along time ago, back in 99 and this gift just happened to co-incide with getting my first computer with Internet access. Between my new best friend and a wealth of pornography just a few mouse clicks away I no longer whinged at X for working late.

My first vibrator and I discovered cyber sex together, however as it had a cord to the hand held controller, it was hard to play, control and type at the same time was kinda difficult. Somehow I managed. I think I used that vibrator nearly every single day for well over a year. Looking back, remembering that vibrator I realise it was probably made of some rather ‘un safe materials’ You could see through the pinkish purple jelly like exterior and see its inner workings.

After one very excited play session I came to realise that the clit tickler was no longer working. I had used it so vigorously that one of the wires going from the base into the tickler had broken. I was heart broken, I’ve always been a clit girl rather than a g-spot girl, so although it still worked as a vibrator my favourite part of my toy was dead.

I could see through the jellyfish like sleeve and stare begrudgingly at the little wire that was the cause of my frustration. The tickler had its own little motor which was one of the great things about that toys design. It created really great, strong, localised vibrations in the tickler, but I guess being great at its job was its downfall. The wires from the clit tickler motor to the base weren’t overly long – that is when I got a bit excited, and a bit vigorous with its use, the wires weren’t long enough to stretch as far as the jelly casing could.

After a short period of mourning I started to get over it, until X bought a soldering iron. Hmm I was thinking how I might just be able to fix my little best friend. I guess in hindsight I could’ve contacted the store it was bought from or even the manufacturer, but at that point in my life I would’ve died of embarrassment if I were to make such a call. ->Which is what I would advise people to do. Fiddling with electrical wires and such should be left to people who are qualified to do so. I could’ve easily turned my toy into an electro-shock wand and fried my clit

So with the new soldering iron in the house I started to wonder if it could repair that naughty little, not long enough wire and revive the clit tickler. Upon further investigation I realised that the jellyfish like sleeve could be rolled upwards from the base, possibly giving me access to the wire that was causing my grief.

I found that with a bit of force the sleeve could in fact be rolled up- a little like removing a condom, allowing me to access that pesky wire.

I didn’t however take into consideration all the little pearl like beads that lived within the shaft of the toy… So when I rolled up the outer sleeve they all poured out onto the ground. Half an hour later I’d picked up all the little balls and put them in a bowl for safe keeping. I then found soldering the wire back to its original position ridiculously easy.

Packing the pearls packed back into the rotating shaft however was a whole other story!

Over the next year or so that same wire broke so many times it wasn’t funny, so much so that that particular toy got relegated to the back of the cupboard where it eventually died.

If only I could repair its replacement, the batteries went crazy and oozed everywhere. In future I’ll stick to re-chargeable electric toys, or at least learn to remove the batteries before storing them.

Violetxx

P.S [EDIT June 12th 2010] Since Making the Original Post I have found this page regarding the Repair of Vibrators

And although it isn’t going to help you with repairing your busted up broken sex toys I found this Post about ‘the life of a Sex Doll Repairman‘ to be quite interesting.

If you have a toy repair/ malfunction story – please do share

Weekend Reading – Top Sex Tweeters

Top Sex Tweeters I follow on Twitter & their Blogs.

I am only new to Twitter, I’ve made only 217 tweets at this point, but I’m hooked. I enjoy how easy it is to disseminate information throughout a community of peers – such has been evident in the sex and sex toy blogging community after what has come to be known as the ‘Eden Fallacies‘ scandal.  I’m also hooked on the instant gratification and interactivity of it all.

It is a great way to keep up to date with all your favourite websites and blogs latest posts as well as pictures, articles and other ‘stuff ‘ they share with their followers.

Plus I’ve discovered you can follow people and tweet your way to winning Free Sex Toy Give-Aways!

So In Lieu of a Post of the sexually related blogs I’ve read this week I thought I’d share some of the sexy bloggers and websites I follow on Twitter (along with a link to their great Blogs!) If you aren’t already following me @VioletScreaming on twitter you better do so now for my latest blog posts, Pics and more!! – check out my twitter profile for a full list of the people I follow on Twitter.

BTW – Most Of These Tweeters Post things that ARE NSFW

My #1 Tweeter is of course @Alexa_DiCarlo from RealPrincessDiaries.com – not only is she fun and the owner of an Amazing Blog, she’s also tweeted live whilst fucking clients, and constantly tweets super hot pics and other interesting articles etc regarding all things sexual. Please Read her Twitter Page at RPD before you start following her

I’d Also Like to make Special Mention Of @TheCherryScoop, Fellow sex blogger, and Sex Toy Reviewer who just happens to also be from Australia – just like me!! Please check out her cool blog at ThCherryScoop.blogspot.com

Now for more Sex Toy Reviewers Who’s Blogs I’ve been Reading and Loving this week.

@Epiphora – HeyEpiphora.com – I mentioned Epiphora and her blog in my last ‘Weekend Reading‘ post with a little bit about her being banned from the Community @ sex toy retailer Eden Fantasy’s website, It appears her banning led to the Discovery of the sites Un-Ethical link trading Practises by another fellow sex blogger Maymay over at Maybe Maimed, But Not Harmed. The Fallout of Which has earned itself the unflattering Moniker of ‘Eden’s Fallacies’ Visit Epiphora’s Latest Post On the Eden’s Fallacies for more Information -> Eden Fantasy’s  A Pattern of Deception.

@Essinem – Essin-em.com- Sexuality Happens- Another blogger mentioned in My last ‘Weekend Reading‘ post of bloggers who’ve been burned by EF, as a former employee of the company she was also treated very disrespectfully.

@aagblog - aagblog.com – Also mentioned last week, Always Aroused Girl has also had to take the company behind EF to court in order to get money owed to her. See her blog for more info on her troubles with them as well as the breaking Scandal. AAG even coined the term ‘bullshitilicious’ to describe the situation of EF being a link Black Hole earning their reputation yet another Black Mark.

But it doesn’t end there, more sex toy reviewers and members of the sex blogging community have been banned from the sites public forums without any warning for simply asking questions whilst others have been banned without even making a post to the forums.

I’m a Big Fat N00BIE and can’t really write about what is going on, but I can say it’s Fucked Up, and I can tell you about these great people who are being treated like crap and direct you to their sites to read about it for itself. I can also thank those who have spoken up and made this public so that other N00bs like me know to steer well clear of the bs.

@WilhemenaWang has published a Link Round-Up : Eden Fantasy’s, More Like Epic FAIL on her website Heart Break Nymphomania

@Britisshameless – Oh My God That Britni’s Shameless Blog – Not only keep up to date with the latest posts to the blog, but be pleasured and entertained by the sexy and funny pics she posts on twitter – also check out->  BritIsShameless on tumblr

@Caenivalesque – Carnivalesque.com – Where Life’s a Carnival – exploring sex and sexuality, sex toy reviews  and more.

@Adriana_r from ofsexandlove.com – Her blog is a wealth of information on love and sex – but mostly sex. Hers is the latest blog I have absolutely devoured this week, and I can’t wait for more.

@toywithme – twitter account of the ToyWithMe.com website for sex toy reviews and more… Loving their Latest post by Nicole Antoinette – Six Things I learned From My Sex Swing

@Babeland_Toys – www.babeland.com – Top quality sex toys for a passionate world

@VixinCreations – Vixen Creations.com– Creators Of the Super Realistic, Super Safe Range Of Sex Toys.-As Re-Tweeted by @Babeland_Toys they’re the ‘World’s Best Cock Makers’

Now For those FREE Sex Toy Give-Aways I told you about

Follow these tweeters & check out their blogs to win your very own sex toy in their current Give-Aways ;

@Pleasurists -Pleasurists Adult Review Round-Up – Published Weekly Promoting that weeks Sex Toy Reviews, and Sex Toy Give-Aways. Kind of the one stop shop to find the most recent sex toy reviews as well as the adult and sex toy Give-Aways

@CrystalDToys – www.VirtuallyAdult.com – Are Giving away a free, yet to be released on the Market  A Red Magma Crystal Delights Plug when they reach 300 Followers,-  {View It Here} so Follow, Tweet & Re-Tweet. Currently at 234 followers, only 66 more people til they one lucky follower wins it!

@JonsBabyDoll – her blog The Blogging Slave – Follow @JonsBabyDoll and ask her questions via her formspring account to participate in her sex toy giveaway – visit her giveaway post for further information.

@PrettyPowrTools – PrettyPowerTools.com – Is currently celebrating her blog’s ‘Dirty Thirty’ by giving away a free ‘OhMiBod’ Musically Powered Vibrator. I’ve entered have you?

@SplendWhore – From Tales From the Toi Box- Sex Blogger and Sex Toy Reviewer, Currently very active in participating in the sex toy givea-ways, watch her daily tweets for more info on the currently open give-aways

@NamelessChaos – NamelessChaos- Another great person to follow for all the sex toy give-aways.

Both these tweeters are courteous enough to warn you before they do their daily give-away spam like tweeting – so either pay attention for the latest give-aways or look away to ignore the spam.

And…I think that’s it, yet know there are many many more. You can view the list all of the people I follow on twitter, or Any of my other twitter lists at @VioletScreaming.

Do you think you or someone else belongs on this list? Just let me know… I love when you share.

Violetxx

Review We Vibe 2

We Vibe 2 – The couples Vibrator

I’ve already shared with you that my latest toy purchase was a We Vibe2 which I purchased from AdultToysCorner.com.au – Now I can finally share my review with you – you can’t blame a girl for really wanting to try a toy out before going on the record about it!

I had both heard and read a lot of the hype over the innovative we vibe – ‘THE couples vibrator’, designed for her to wear during intercourse. A toy that could possibly give me the great clitoral vibrations I often need, whilst hitting my g-spot for that extra thump when we hump.Then the new and improved We Vibe2 came out – I had to have one.

Unique in design, this revolutionary product is the first ever vibrator that can be used while making love. The innovative design allows for both external clitoral and internal g-spot stimulation for women engaging in both solo and partner play.
The We-Vibe is hands free, strap free and wireless. Created from 100% medical grade silicone, it’s soft, comfortable and easy to use. Treat yourself and your partner to A New Dimension In Pleasure™. from we-vibe.com

After viewing the video on the official We Vibe2 website My mind started to race through all the inventive and alternative ways I could use this little toy on top of the way it is specifically designed to be used, whilst my fingers raced to type in the name of my favourite Aussie Online Sex toy store. -> AdultToysCorner.com.au

Within 5 minutes I had ordered by new baby and less than 48 hours later it was on my doorstep. Mailed out in a very inconspicuous, bland, boring Australia Post pre paid satchel, No one could possibly workout what was inside without opening it.

Sadly I couldn’t use it straight away as it does require an initial charging period of 24 hours before use, but as I was prepared for this after viewing the official We Vibe2 website, I wasn’t too bothered.

The Product

Firstly it’s purple!! In my book that in itself is worth half a star!

It comes in really cute packaging but it wouldn’t be suitable for storage between uses due to the plastic tray, I guess that’s why it comes with its own cute little satin drawstring bag to keep it discreetly hidden in your underwear draw.

It’s tiny – it sits in the palm of your hand, smaller than the size of your average computer mouse. Although it looks a little like an office stapler, I assure you there’s nothing sharp about this product what so ever.

The entire surface is smooth 100% medical grade silicone that is Phthalate free and completely safe to be used as an internal sex toy. It is a fully sealed unit making it waterproof and super simple and easy to clean

!**Please do note that as this sex toy is made of silicone it is NOT to be used with silicone lube – Stick with Water Based lubes Only for your We Vibes and any other sex toys you use which are made from silicone. The two aren’t good friends to each other, despite the possibly simple assumption that silicone based lubes are made for silicone sex toys – THEY AREN’T – ok.. you got that? … lets move on.

The We Vibe 2′s silky smooth exterior hides its 2 separate powerful yet very quiet (<50 decibels) motors, one in the g spot end the other in the clit kissing head. The two buttons used to control the We Vibe2′s vibration patterns are also hidden under the smooth silicone head, one button on each side of the barely visible point where you plug it in for re-charging. I haven’t had a rechargeable sex toy before, but I sure felt the difference in power and strength of the vibrations when compared to other non rechargeable sex toys and vibrators.

Both ends of the toy have raised ridges on the contacting side to give that extra pleasure and ensure that it stays put once you start using it. Between the vibrating edge the We Vibe2 is very flexible, allowing it to truly be one size fits all as well as be used in slightly different ways. (see below)

I was glad I played about with the functions a bit before I used it as I doubt I would’ve found the switches whilst having sex. Even after

The We Vibe2's Vibration Patterns

finding them it was kinda hard to access and use the buttons whilst it is fully inserted, or whilst worn during penetrative sex. I found it much easier to switch on before being worn.

It also has another great feature I haven’t come across before, which is that you can switch it off quick smart by simply pressing either of the control buttons for 2 seconds. Great for if you get “busted” or if your like me and simply can’t handle anything stimulating your clit right after you orgasm

My Experience

The first time I had the opportunity to Welcome my new toy to the family I was home alone and although it is promoted as ‘The Couples Vibrator’ I found it to be fun alone for a little bit of solo sex. During its initial use I was in fact laying on the lounge watching some porn and writing on my blog. It felt so nice just buzzing away on its own down there without any interaction from me.

It slid in so smoothly and did exactly what it was designed to do – it hugged both my G-Spot and my clit. I was even able to get up and walk around without it falling off or even really getting out of place. I only imagine how arousing it would be to wear whilst out running errands or doing the grocery shopping – yep it’s that quiet!!

Whilst playing alone once my fingers came into play I had a slight hiccup in the sense that due to its design it prevented my natural juices from flowing freely and keeping everything wet and slippery, however a quick squirt of WATER based lube resolved the situation

I soon fell in love with my new we vibe2 and couldn’t wait to experience the extra dimension of pleasure that would be possible with a partner. And although it is not only possible but also pleasurable to use it (or rather ‘wear it’) whilst playing with a dildo or vibrator. However I could hardly wait to take it through its paces with real live hard cock!

Ever since getting it just a few weeks ago I’ve already lost count of the number of times I’ve pulled it out of my ‘Sex Toy Drawer’ to use both alone and with a partner. I simply can’t get enough – nor can he.

The first time he was a little wary, but the second I felt him plunge deep inside me I knew he liked the new addition to the family due to the deep primal moan he let out. My suspicions that this toy would be so much more fun with a partner were proved true.

It was so nice to feel ‘full’ of cock whilst having my clit buzzing. Every time he thrust into me it simply pushed the G-spot thumping head harder against my G-Spot. It was amazing, I wrapped my legs around him tight whilst we were in the missionary position so as to stop him withdrawing at all. My first Orgasm with the We Vibe 2 engulfed me. His cock pressing its thumping vibrations hard up against my G-Spot sent me right over the edge.

But as soon as I recovered I wanted to get on top and really take it for a ride. Normally the best position for me to get off in is good old girl on top cowgirl style, my clit grinding against his pelvic bone. This was part of the reason I knew this sex toy would be perfect for me. It didn’t take long for me to start cumming. It had been a while so I was exhausted and went to start giving him a blow job to finish him off, He loves blow jobs and has never once in 15 odd years turned one down, but that first day with the We Vibe2 he did.

In turning the blow job down he said- verbatim “That inside bit makes your insides vibrate and turns your pussy into “THE ULTIMATE SEX TOY” – his words not mine!

So we switched it up a bit and finished off doggy style!lol

Even though we don’t use condoms it was still super easy to clean this toy up after use, just a little soapy warm water and a quick towel dry and she was back in her pretty lilac bag plugged in charging for the next time we wanted to pull her out to play.

Since then We have used it many many times. Ok – so I used the fact I was writing a review of it to pull it out as often as possible, but he has as much enthusiasm for this toy as I do. It has helped me to reach some of THE most earth shattering orgasms of my life.

I have also worn it during anal to bring me to the most amazing heights of sexual pleasure and gratification. An experience I have trouble trying to find the right words to describe! I can only imagine the great joy of using a butt plug or other anal toy on top of the We Vibe2. *Never Insert a toy without a flared base into your butt, you may loose it and end up in the ER. Never place anything into your vagina that’s been in your butt without first washing it in warm water with soap (I prefer to use anti-bacterial soap)

As it had brought me such great pleasure alone I decided to try it out on him and incorporate it whilst I was giving him head. I simply opened it up a little and wrapped it around his sack, or over the top of his shaft adding that extra dimension of the vibrations on top of the blow jobs he loves so much. It made his orgasm so much more intense, almost like a lightning bolt went through his body as his cum shot down my throat. Something I’ve never felt him do before.

Conclusion

So maybe it does live up to its hype of being ‘The couples vibrator’ after all.

I’ve now used it numerous times, both alone and with a partner. For my pleasure and his. The results are pretty much all positives. However there are a few drawbacks, such as the initial charging period, needing to use a little water based lube for solo sex, and having to remember how many times to hit the button to reach my favourite ‘Cha Cha Cha’ vibration pattern (a process I’ve had to go through with every new vibrating sex toy) but overall it gets a huge thumbs up from me.

[Edit May 30th 2010 - The one thing that would make the we-vibe better would be if there was a wireless remote control to control the vibration patterns so you can easily ramp the vibrations up (or your partner can) or switch it off after you orgasm without having to 'dis-engage' from your partner.)

★★★★★ It Rocked!!

I've bought some expensive sex toys in my life and later regretted it, The We Vibe2 was well worth the $114AU I paid for it. If you enjoy a little extra clitoral stimulation I highly recommend this toy for you. I even bought one for my cousin as a wedding gift.

In America you can order your own We Vibe2 from EdenFantasys.com where it is currently priced at US$99 - you can use the discount code N25 at the checkout to receive a 15% discount on your purchases from EdenFantasys.com

In Australia you can order one from My favourite Aussie Sex Toy Store -> AdultToysCorner.com.au where the we vibe2 is currently on sale for only $82.95 - but if you can find it from another Australian retailer cheaper they Guarantee to match their price and throw in an extra special gift as well!

I wasn't paid to write this review and I bought the We Vibe2 for myself. It's also the first review I have ever written so I welcome your constructive criticism. I hope to do more reviews in the future, but promise that if a toy sucks Ill tell you that it sucks. It just happens that this particular toy really rocked!!

Violetxx

P.S. Found this official instructional Video that you may like to watch

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOnKvYLFE4k&feature=player_embedded#!]

P.P.S. I’ve written an updated review of the we vibe 2 which you might like to check out – I swear I love it even more each time I use it

TMI Tuesday

Too Much Information Tuesday.

I ♥ LOVE ♥ a meme. I love a sex meme even more. I guess it appeals to both the voyeur and the exhibitionist within me, but who knows! Finding WTMFI Wednesdays (Way Too Much Fucking Information) was exciting, then I was Told about TMI Tuesdays. Bliss!!

It looks like they haven’t published anything new @ TMI Tuesdays this month, but who cares… I wanna Play anyways. Especially considering that the current theme is ->★ Celebrities It gives me an excuse to post some Pics of the HOTTEST guy alive (seriously I have more pics of him than I do of naked ppl on my HD) And because Sleeping with a Celebrity is the #1 Sexual Fantasy.

So Let’s Get to it - TMI Tuesday #234  Celeb Edition

Who is one celebrity you would like to:

Cuddle?
Elope with?
Love?
Excite beyond words?
Bang?
See in bed with their current fling?

Bonus (optional):Tell us about one encounter (if any) that you’ve had with a celebrity.

Well the First 5 are easy as -> Who else but Dave Grohl

Dave Grohl

I Would Like to Cuddle up with Dave Grohl. My head on his cheat running my fingers along the outlines of his tattoos and just generally basking in the great glow of him!

I would most certainly Elope with Dave Grohl, but only in Fantasy land. (not that I could get him in any other way lol) I learnt my lesson and will never again get anyway involved with a married man! I’m also pretty Anti-Wedlock and have often said I would only get married in either of the following scenarios:

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Or;

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So Unless Dave Grohl is somehow involved I will stay single til the day I die (@ which point I want me cremated remains to be shot off into the sky in a pyro-technical display at one of their shows – yes I’m SERIOUS – even deadly serious lol)

I could LOVE Dave Grohl.

Excite beyond words? – well hopefully I could excite him beyond words with my superb blow job skills. I doubt the fact I share the same name as his Daughter would excite him beyond words.

I could certainly Bang Dave Grohl. I’ve banged his look a like, so could certainly Bang him.

Dave Grohl Half Naked In Bed

See in bed with their current fling? hmm He’s not the Answer here… I’d be far too jealous lol OMG I can’t think of a celebrity I want to see in bed with someone else.

Oh wait – Dave Grohl or Any Other Celebrity in bed with  Alexa from RPD

Bonus (optional):Tell us about one encounter (if any) that you’ve had with a celebrity.

I’ve been Lucky enough to have had quite a few run ins with celebrities – well at least musical celebrities via my x husbands work. However THE BEST celebrity encounter would be with Billy Joe from Green Day.

We took our then 7 yr old Son to his first concert, his first mosh pit when Green Day played in Sydney. Our son spent half of the show upon my x’s shoulder’s or mine – despite the fact that we were standing right on the front fence. At one point BJ was right in front of us and I could tell he was looking right at my son up on his dad’s shoulders directly behind me. I grabbed my sons leg to tugg at his shirt and tell him ‘Hey kid, Billy Joe is looking right at you’ In the few seconds in between tugging his shirt and returning my eyes to the stage Billy Joe started pointing at him. Then the pointy finger turned into a come here gesture. He was beckoning my son to get up onto the stage with him. Before I knew it I was helping pass my son over my head and up over the security guards so he could get up onto the stage. He then got to be the front man of Green Day for the next 5 minutes…..

Ok so it’s not my experience, nor is it sexual – but it’s fucking cool. I’ve eaten dinner with the Rolling Stones & their gold plated cutlery, Discussed the fact I don’t understand how to play guitar with the dude from Nickelback and had a cool conversation with the drummer from Metallica. (Ive also seen Courtney Love’s Snatch – but who hasn’t!) However My son getting to live out my dream in front of 40 odd thousand people – priceless. I just hope he never lives out my dream of being a prostitute!

With that I am done – ok so this meme was just a great excuse to swoon over Dave Grohl – but hey it’s my blog and my sexual fantasy!!

Violet xx