Dildo Dilemma

Which to choose?

After over a years worth of reviewing sex toys and other adult products I’ve got some great toys in my toy box. I have amazing products from nearly every category – I’ve got the most amazing rabbit vibe, a brilliant set of ben wa balls or Kegel exercisers, a great lipstick style vibrator and quite a few fantastic clit vibes but the one category that is under represented in my toy box is Dildo’s. Well unless you include the Eleven – but I’m talking about semi-realistic dildo’s here.

Sure I have Cockzilla, the dildo to squash all other dildo’s but that thing is so ridiculously huge it’s un-usable – nothing even close to semi realistic here.  I do love bigger toys and must admit that I’m a bit of a ‘wanna be’ size queen but cockzilla scares me!!

I’ve also got the sweet sparkling twilight inspired Vamp dildo from Tantus and can’t think of a single negative thing to say about it. Yet I’ve never really fallen in love with it.

So I have decided that it is time to invest in a decent dildo and what better time than whilst Eden Fantasys are having a 20% off sale on premium Silicone Toys made in the USA to celebrate Independence day.

If I’ve learnt anything about dildos from reading the blogs of my fellow sex toy reviewers it is that Vixen Creations create some of the best dildos around. So if I’m going to get myself a decent dildo I figure it should be a Vixen dildo. They are all body safe & phthalate free made from premium silicone or there specially created “VixSkin” formula which I’ve heard is amazing and really lifelike. So I know that by choosing a Vixen Creations Dildo I have no worries material wise so I think my choice is going to come down to size… and color.¹

The wide array of Vixen toys that Eden stocks includes a lot of plus size models that simply make my mouth water. They are big without being extreme. I want to feel full and completely satisfied without the burning, stretching sensation. Something around the 6″ mark girth wise. Oh and a pronounced head would be extra nice!!²

There’s Johnny who 7″ tall with a perfect 6″ girth he comes in their fantastic VixSkin material as well as a bright vivid blue silicone… but I can’t say I’m a huge fan of the fake balls. They might create a great base to hold onto whilst thrusting but something about fake balls on a dildo just don’t sit right with me!

Then there’s Buck. 7.5″ tall with the perfect 6″ girth and his pal Maverick also 6″ around and slightly longer at 7.75″. Even the slightly smaller Mustang looks nice but I want something bright and colorful. I’ve never been a big fan of flesh tones!

So after ruling out all the dildos that are under 6″ girth, as well as those with fake balls that bother me visually and the ones in flesh tones that remind me of disembodied cocks I think I’ve found my perfect dildo… Randy.

Sweet, bright and deliciously proportioned Randy. He’s a little shorter at 6.5″ but has an impressive 6.75″ circumference. I think I’m going to definitely go with the bright bluish purple regular silicone version that’s normally priced at $61.99 but is on sale for just $49.59 – an absolute bargain if you ask me!

Just look at how thick and stout he is standing there. Solid and sure to suffice the hungriest of appetites. – Yep I’m certainly drooling just at the thought of the way he must feel. He has a great big pronounced head and whilst he has a penis like silhouette he doesn’t have balls nor the flesh tone I’m not a huge fan of. I think he might just be my perfect match!

Randy is also available in Vixen creations special VixSkin material with three different color options, Vanilla, Caramel and Chocolate which is in the picture here on the right. The VixSkin Randy is a bit more expensive but from what I have read it is well worth every penny.

Is it just stupidly ridiculous to be this excited about choosing a dildo? possibly, but hey sex toys excite me!

The 20% off sale for premium US made Silicone toys is on up until July 15th at Eden Fantasys so if you’re in the market for a good dildo like me be sure to check it out. If you are after other sex toys and adult paraphernalia you can use the discount code N25 at the checkout to receive 15% off regular prices on all items at Eden Fantasys.com.

Violet xx

1. If I could get my hands on an aqua blue color I doubt I’d care about size!! [↩]
2. I will always regret not getting a cast of -B’s manhood – boy did it feel great! [↩]