Who’s Awesome?

Im Fuckin Awesome

I Want My Clothes Off

I want My MR Matey.

Posting this is simply self Indulgent. It Isn’t really even sexually related, although there are some obvious, yet inappropriate sexual undertones. However it’d turned into a colloquialism for wanting to get down n dirty.

This is going to age me… & If you don’t all ready know I’m Australian (as is this ad) and Although I have Aussie blogger mates, I’d bet they are too young to remember these ads…If they were even born then (1988),

…sorry for the bad quality of the clip, but like I said this is 22 yrs old.

What some call 'Porn For Women'

I was going to title this post ‘Porn for Women’ same as the book – I get the joke…If I didn’t I wouldn’t be posting it – I guess I just want to save the post title Porn For Women for a time when I do have great porn for women to share.

Any whooo -> I first saw this @ stumbleupon -> Porn for Women (which originated @ Al Lowe’s Humor Site) ->But decided to borrow it after seeing a cartoon referring to it so they could be together and in context…. but I forget where I found the cartoon? (If you know please comment)

It is obviously hilarious and a complete poke at housewives, but at the same time it makes me sad. Far too greater portion of society would agree that this is in fact porn for the poor little house wifey’s. I have this horrific image in my head of a group of women giggling about this book whilst sitting around sipping on cups of tea, trying to remember the last time they had sex with their husbands… Their husbands who always do the dishes and put out the trash. The Partner who brought her Flowers the night before…Ungrateful bitches!! lol

So here’s some Pics from the Book – Porn For Women

The Cover of Porn For Women

Shoe Shopping

- I'll get the baby -

- I'll take Care of the Dishes

- Let Me take out the Trash

- Buy you Flowers Without a Reason -

- Let's skip the NRL Playoff's and go to the Craft Fair -

I'll put the lid down for you

I've cooked you Dinner.

I think Getting Directions would be a Good Idea.

& the cartoon in response to this book;

I agree, In my Porn People do Fuck…..

Often like this->

Real Porn, For Real Women!

Real Good Hard Core Porn

See the difference? lol

Enjoy!

Violet xx

Not quite Porn

This may not be pornography – but hell it’s funny!

They may not be true porn, but they are somewhat sexual and certainly funny -> Hilarious Condom ads from trojangames.co.uk

Also from Trojan

Look forward to bringing you more actual Porn When I get moved onto my own domain

But if you have a favourite clip, be it funny, softcore, hardcore or whatever – leave a comment. Porn is there to share peoples

Violet xx

Fingers crossed the clips work – If you have trouble let me know and I’ll just publish the links

I Pad as I porn?

ok, so this may be pretty god damn softcore and really only includes partial nudity, but I still enjoyed it and certainly laughed.

“Not exactly what Apple intended the i-Pad to be used for” via @lotta Nawty

EDIT: Although I can embed you tube and google videos – this one I simply can’t put here for your viewing pleasure – so you will have to go visit to check it out -> NoKenny

Spurred on by this I am off to find some of my favourite funny porn clips to share

Violet xx

P.S. In lieu of the video I wanted to bring you – here is another funny interpretation of “Not exactly what Apple intended the i-Pad to be used for” created by Muriel Clayton

Or maybe it is exactly what it was designed for?