Addicted to Survivor

Yep – I’ve become a bit of a reality tv junkie…

But can you blame a girl when a show like survivor consists of people walking around wearing barely anything? Especially when one of the male cast members ticks all of my boxes.

A month or two ago one of my twitter followers finally helped me get a hang of downloading torrents – a bit like napster. Anyway it’s the one way us Aussie folks can keep up with what’s happening in the world of shows such as survivor, True Blood, Bones… and for those who are mentally insane – American Idol.

I’ve loved Survivor ever since the first series they made in Borneo, although I’m still wondering why the hell they voted for Richard Hatch to win? It was rather satisfying to see the guy get fired by Donald Trump on Celebrity Apprentice! I’ve seen most of the different series of Survivor… although most of the time they get aired out here quite a while after they’ve been completely forgotten by US viewers. So there have been a lot of seasons that I’ve missed. All of which I’m starting to catch up on.

One of the most memorable seasons would be the infamous season 8 – All Stars.. you know the one where Amber hooked up with Boston Rob early on. Initially it had a bit of a femme fatale feeling to it. Hot young woman manipulating the (also super hot) young guy into doing her bidding. Somewhere between day 1 and day 38 the strategy was out the window replaced by what turned out to be true love… when Rob and Amber were the last two survivors I doubt Boston Rob cared whether or not he won – they got engaged that night so the money became theirs.

I actually couldn’t stand him back then, but now after watching him in season 20 – Heroes VS Villains and then in the current season 22 – Redemption Island… well I’ve come to realise just how hot this guy is. I’ve also come to realise that I really do have a “type” – you know the basic characteristics that make someone appear so attractive – and well Boston Rob is just one of the guys that fits my type

Tall – although taller is better. I’ve always loved tall skinny guys, possibly another reason why I love Survivor… all those emaciated guys running around shirtless.

Dark hair – not sure why I like dark hair, but it’s possibly because the darker the hair the hotter the beard. I go weak at the knees for a guy with a goatee. This I can trace back to my teenage years when I first developed my super crush on Dave Grohl. All the way back to the days when he was a drummer for NIRVANA I’ve had a crush on that man.It’s even better if it’s long hair! One of the reasons I developed a crush on -B was his long hair – that guy embodies most of the physical attributes of my ‘perfect guy’, but sadly I can’t show you how incredibly hot he is.

Bad Boy – Just like the majority of the female population I have a penchant for the bad boys. Doesn’t always work out to well in real life as bad boys don;t always care too much about how they treat people. Maybe it’s because I want to be the one to “fix” them – yep I’m one of those sorry assed women.

Lastly he has to have one extra thing – some mad tattoos, the ability to play guitar and love loud music, or in the case of Boston Rob – have a super sexy accent.  Being a little bit broken or being a tad bit gnarly also doesn’t hurt. Johnny Depp as captain Jack Sparrow is just one of the many examples of a completely kooky but totally hot piece of man.

Now that Boston Rob is into the final 5 in his 4th survivor adventure with an unknown hidden immunity idol hidden in his pocket – fingers crossed he makes it to the finals. Although I would be seriously impressed to see poor Matt return from Redemption Island just in time to be the first Survivor to win the coveted million dollars without ever really playing the game.

Not sure what I’m looking forward to the most – the latest Pirates of the Caribbean movie, Next weeks Episode of Survivor or the Foo Fighter’s touring later in the year!

Violet xx

P.S Dear Survivor Producers – please consider putting together an International Survivor season – I would seriously love to be stranded on a desert Island with someone as hot as Boston Rob!

Cock A Doodle Doo

Strange Sex Facts All About The Penis

Dicks come in all shapes and sizes… well maybe not all shapes! Some are longer than others, some have greater girth, some bend up, others bend downwards, and some even divert off and point to one side. Some wear turtle-necks others wear army helmets. Just like their owners, each penis is an individual with no two being exactly the same.

Growing versus Showing

According to Men’s Health Magazine, 79% of men are growers and the remaining 21% are showers. That is the majority of men gain both a noticeable amount or girth and length when they get an erection, whilst the rest just stand to attention without much visible growth in size. What I’d like to know is what percentage of men who fall into both categories? In the teeny tiny proportion of the male population whom I’ve had the pleasure to get acquainted with I have come across one penis that was both an impressive shower and a remarkable grower. So If I’ve come across 1, surely at least 1% can be both???

Smoking Decreases More than Just Your Life Span;

Getting an erection is all about blood flowing to the cock to enlarge and engorge its flesh. Smoking constricts veins restricting blood flow, therefore working against the creation of and the ability to maintain an erection. The negative effects of smoking on your circulation can cause you guys to loose up to 1cm in length! Quitting smoking is also the number one tip to improving sexual function (however I honestly doubt that 1 extra cm would make much difference!)

It takes Two

The average amount of blood it takes to engorge said penile tissue to create an erection is 2 Tablespoons! Whilst the average amount of semen per ejaculation is 1-2 teaspoons.

You can go from Cut to Uncut

Most guys get no say as to whether or not they are circumcised, so those of you who aren’t happy that your folks decided to give you the snip as a baby may be happy to know it is possible to have your foreskin reconstructed. I doubt it would be a pleasurable undertaking,

however it is possible. It takes time to stretch existing tissue to re-create the foreskin, but with special rings, weights and other devices it is actually possible to go from circumcised back to the way you were born.

According to the world health organisation only 30% of the world’s male population over the age of 15 are circumcised

Chuck it Out

The word ‘ejaculation’ comes from a Latin word meaning ‘throwing out’

Another upside to being Gay

Not only do Gay men get to avoid dealing with bitchy wives and ex-girlfriends, on average their dicks are ⅓” longer than their straight counterparts.

Be glad you’re not a Bee

When a male bee gets Lucky enough to get it on with the queen bee their genitals actually explode. They snap off in the Queen’s genital tract, ensuring no other male can fertilise her little bee eggs.

Truly D.I.Y.

One in 400 guys are lucky enough to be flexible and limber enough to be able to give themselves blow jobs! – However in my own personal experience the guys that are scared to taste their own cum wish they could blow themselves, where as those who know how they taste and aren’t in anyway opposed to going down on their female partners post coitus dislike the notion of sucking their own dicks! Just my own personal observations.

Detachable Penis

A lot of guys may wish they had detachable dicks so they could give themselves head (If they aren’t the 1 in 400 lucky ones above!!), King Missile even wrote a song about a man loosing his detachable penis. What may be dreamed of by some species is fact for the Argonaut – a species of Octopus that has a form of a detachable penis. The male Argonaut produces a ball of spermatozoa in a special tentacle called a hectocotylus and upon meeting an attractive female his penis will detach and swim off on its own to inseminate the female.

What we can do they can do

According to a poll taken on an online dating site 48% of the male respondents admitted they had faked an orgasm at some point in their life.

Size Does Matter

But not in the way you’re thinking it does. It has been proven that the sperm ejaculated by men who are at the larger end of the size scale are stronger swimmers compared to the men at the smaller end. It’s also been shown that better looking men have stronger swimmers as well. So good looking guys with big dicks would appear to have the most potent sperm.

Finally to put those of you who stress out about how important size is – only 4% of women are critical of a man’s size. Women are far more concerned with your facial expressions and the noises your making than the size of your dick, and even then we are often more concerned about our performance and your enjoyment than the other way around In my opinion I’m more interested in the person connected to the penis than the size of it. If a guy has a huge dick but is a total dick, I’m going to be fucking his smaller mate who’s a decent guy.

that’s all for now

Violetxx

WTMFI Wednesdays #18

For The Boys

As I am not a boy I’ve had to shout out to my wonderful twitter Followers & fellow sex blogging boys to get some help With this weeks Way Too Much Information Wednesdays

For More Info On This Weekly Sex Meme you can Visit the Creator of WTMFI - you can also see all of my previous Sex Meme Posts here.

If you have a dick & would like to take part You Can Email Your Responses to me  via Scr.im/sviolet ) or just answer them as a comment & I will format & add it here. You can also put them on your own blog of course (If you have one) just let me know so I can link to you.

This Weeks Questions:

1. Do you like your penis or hate your penis? Have you always been okay with the size or have you wanted it to be bigger/smaller?
2. What is peeing like? Do you sit or stand? Hold it or just let it dangle about? Is aim of huge importance to you?
3. What are you most often thinking about doing sex?
4. If you could change only one part of your body, what would you change and why?
5. When having sex, what is the one thing you are most insecure about?

BONUS QUESTION:
Boxers or briefs?

So Who’s Agreed to be ‘my man’ for this week so Far….

B from Our Sex Secrets (BTW – B & his Fiancée M are fellow Australian Sex Bloggers) 

So B’s Answers:

Personally, I loathe my penis in it’s current state.  I would like to have an extra inch or two in length, particularly when standing to attention, but I would also like to be slightly larger in girth as well.

I’m a standing kind of guy.  I have to hold it, otherwise I get my pants and the toilet all wet, and that doesn’t feel/look very good now does it??

Since I haven’t had sex in quite some time, it hard to know exactly what I think about sex, however, if I were to be having sex, I would probably be thinking about how best to get the girl off, what position we would use next, and where.

One body part ay?  I think that would have to be my body, I really don’t like the shape of it, I would personally like a slightly more toned body than I have.

Cumming too early.

Bonus Q: Boxers or briefs?

Boxers

B’s Answers are Also Available on his blog. Thank you for your help B, greatly appreciated.

Next Up We have GaryUncensored (formerly known as Dr Decadence) My fellow tweeter and blog Man @ GaryUncensored - thank you for Answering as well as posting on your blog Hope you will participate in future WTMFI Wednesdays!

Gary’s Answers:

Do you like your penis or hate your penis? Have you always been okay with the size or have you wanted it to be bigger/smaller?

I love my penis!  He and I have been really good friends for a long time.  We’ve been through alot together.  I’ve generally been OK with my size, because I’m a big guy.  I’m not gonna say how big my cock is, but trust me, I’ve had no complaints.  I’m 6’5″, have big hands and wear size 13 shoes.  You figure it out.

What is peeing like?

Do you sit or stand? Hold it or just let it dangle about? Is aim of huge importance to you?
Peeing freakin’ rocks!  I love to pee, and I try to do it several times each day.  I stand, of course…what’s that supposed to mean?  Usually, I just let my cock dangle when I pee, because I like to freestyle.  That’s how I roll.  And of course I am, I’m not a damn slob.

What are you most often thinking about doing sex?
During sex, I most often think about what I can do next to please my partner.  I get off on hearing a woman orgasm – that excites me alot.  So I’m always plotting my next move to help her achieve that.  Sometimes I also think about whether or not I left the oven on.

If you could change only one part of your body, what would you change and why?
My tummy.  Like alot of men, I have fallen victim to getting a bit of a round tummy.  I’m not morbidly obese, but I have a little too much stomach.  Fortunately, that can be changed.  I just have to find the motivation to change it.  I plan to start working on that next week.

When having sex, what is the one thing you are most insecure about?

OK, I know this sounds conceited as hell, but I’m not really insecure about anything.  Seriously.  I’m at an age where I’m still far from being an old man, but old enough to have been around the block a few times.  I’m pretty confident in the bedroom.  Face it, I am a pleasure machine.  I guess if I had to pick something, it would be my round belly (see answer #5).

Boxers or briefs?
Where’s the choice for “nothing”?  OK, seriously, the answer is mostly boxers.  My cock is a free spirit, and he loves to dangle loosely.  But sometimes I go with briefs.  I like to keep you guessing.<

Thanks Gary – I love that your ‘cock is a free spirit‘ that’s classic -> go visit Gary’s Answers over on his blog -> Gary Uncensored. Hope you will play again!

Next Up we have another blogging twitter’er whom I absolutely adore – Unwanted Husband. I have a real sweet spot for him. He was one of the first bloggers I connected with & I truly feel for his situation.

Unwanted Husband’s Answers:

Do you like your penis or hate your penis? Have you always been okay with the size or have you wanted it to be bigger/smaller?

I am happy with my penis when it is fully erect. The woman I am seeing says it is a nice thick cock. I would like it to be larger when it is flaccid (you know, a shower vs. a grower). Sometimes I do wonder what it would be like to fuck if I had 12″ and were even a little thicker.

What is peeing like? Do you sit or stand? Hold it or just let it dangle about? Is aim of huge importance to you?

I often sit to pee. It is a combination of laziness and because the splash back places droplets of water/pee on the walls around me and that is quite gross. When standing, I grip it with one hand so that I don’t miss the bowl. Sometimes when I first start to pee the stream is split into two streams from the compression of being in my under shorts.

What are you most often thinking about doing sex?

I think about nothing but the task at hand. How best to please my partner. I listen for the sounds she makes as I am doing things to her. I look for her faces of ecstasy as she approaches climax. I focus on keeping consistent the thing that I am doing to her when I have found the spot that brings her closer and closer to cumming.

If you could change only one part of your body, what would you change and why?

I would like a longer tongue. (My note – the best head I’ve ever gotten is from a guy who worries his tounge is too short! – Jusy FYI)

When having sex, what is the one thing you are most insecure about?

My ass. I always wonder if I am completely clean. Even thought I take steps towards keeping clean down there, there are things going on inside of the body that we cannot control. I worry that my partner will stick her finger or tongue in and find something dirty.

BONUS QUESTION:
Boxers or briefs?

I wear the tight sporty briefs.

Thank you for your Answers Unwanted Husband , and please dont worry about your tongue not being long enough. Speaking of tongues I can touch my nose with mine but anyways… lol

Another Response that’s anonymous until I hear back from him:

1. Do you like your penis or hate your penis? Have you always been okay with the size or have you wanted it to be bigger/smaller?

I like my penis at this point, and I usually like it more during warmer months than colder months: it hangs lower and fuller when its warm. I used to not be comfortable with my size, I thought I was too small. I’m 7 7/8″ long, 2″ wide, and 6 3/4″ in circumference, and it took me relaying those details to a gay man, and his reaction, to finally feel good about it.

2. What is peeing like? Do you sit or stand? Hold it or just let it dangle about? Is aim of huge importance to you?

Peeing is like a stream pushing out of your bladder and out through your crotch, the penis seems to be an afterthought in that equation, all the pressure seems to come from my bladder and taint. The penis just seems like a conduit. I stand, if you let it dangle, you may have a loose fire hose situation on your hands, unless its hanging thick with blood. Aim is pretty important, no one (save for assholes) wants to make a mess.

3. What are you most often thinking about doing sex?

I’m not sure I understand the wording of this question?

4. If you could change only one part of your body, what would you change and why?

I’m only 5’5, so I’d make my legs longer, i guess

5. When having sex, what is the one thing you are most insecure about?

Since I’m not a big guy, though I’m rather muscular, I feel insecure about not being able to make (my ex, my last sex partner, who was 5’7) feel like putty in my hands

BONUS QUESTION:
Boxers or briefs?
I don’t wear underwear, I haven’t since I was 13

Thank you my anonymous (for now at least) responder – Im sorry It’s taken so long for me to put your answers up.

Now This should be Interesting…

X’s Answers to The Questions:

Do you like your penis or hate your penis? Have you always been okay with the size or have you wanted it to be bigger/smaller?

I really like it. Sometimes I think I wish it was bigger but I have never had a complaint and it works for me

What is peeing like? Do you sit or stand? Hold it or just let it dangle about? Is aim of huge importance to you?

It’s Relieving. I Mostly stand, if im really sick or just tired I might sit down. Most of the time I just let it dangle and unless im trying 2 hit something I don’t aim (note he also fails to lift the seat as he’s sick of me whinging at him to put it back down) – but not sure what he may ‘be trying to hit’???

What are you most often thinking about doing sex?
Threesomes and blow jobs

If you could change only one part of your body, what would you change and why?
Nothing any more – (but after I told him his answer was sub par he admitted he’d change his sinuses! Hmm… they bug the crap out of him so I get it. I would’ve maybe changed him to be a little less hairy – but anyhoooo)

When having sex, what is the one thing you are most insecure about?
Again nothing I don’t care any more, I am what I am and if a woman wants to be with me she gets me the way I am.
Boxers or briefs?
breifs

Sorry I couldn’t help but add my 2cents worth to his Answers, when it comes to X I guess I’ll always be the ‘Bitchy Whinging Never Ever Happy Wife Type!)

Do You have a Penis & want to help this girl out? I need More Men!!!

Answer these 5 questions & send me your responses (as a comment or via http://scr.im/sviolet or tweet me to get my email address). And If You blog – You should join in WTMFI Wednesdays. It’s lots of fun.

Be sure to check back soon as I’ve still got some more Card carrying members of the ‘Cock Owners Club’ Sending me their Answers

Violetxx

Myths about Men

And Other Things I’ve Learnt This Week

In the past 18 days of having this blog up and running I think I have learned more about sex than I have in the past 18 years of having sex! I always thought I was pretty in the know about sex and certainly open minded… but WOW – was I naive.

I still Am. Yesterday I was reading something that referred to the term CFNM … I had to google it. (It is an acronym for Clothed Female Naked Male – a common sexual fantasy and fetish) -> there’s another one right there -> What is the difference between a sexual fantasy & a fetish?

Someone can have a fetish for leather—the material turns him on, the smell and feel of it—while another guy may fantasize about leather sex, i.e. guys in leather, getting all sweaty, and going at it.

Fetishes are usually understood to involve mostly inanimate objects/material (shoes, cigarettes, latex), but fantasies tends to involve scenarios and roles. But the minute someone starts to fantasize about, say, wearing latex, separating fetishes from fantasies can get messy. Dan Savage

After googling that I had to google GGG ->A term coined by sex advice columnist Dan Savage which stands for Good, Giving and Game. He also helped to coin the terms ‘Pegging’ -> See My new page ‘Violet’s Vocabulary’ for more terms I have learned lately!

Yet AGAIN I digress….Myths about Men. This post began in my mind a few weeks ago when I came across a couple of articles & blog posts discussing the fact that Men fake it too and that they can achieve Orgasm without ejaculation.(Did You Come? Yes & No -&- Ejaculate You’ll make her happy) A topic I will revisit after some discussion of said articles with my most promiscuous male mates. And once more I’ve Digressed…

Start over… Myths about Men – things I learned by taking Cosmo’s “What is your Sex IQ quiz” that I wanted to share with you all. Some I knew, Some I didn’t…..

1. It’s possible for guys to have multiple orgasms. True or False
   • True – I knew this one due to the above mentioned articles ✓
2. What Percentage of Men in Relationships Always have an Orgasm during Sex? – 55% – 75% -95
   • I answered 95% ✗
   • However It is 75% of men in a relationship that have an orgasm with their partner Compared to 28.6% of women in relationships! ✓
3. What’s the average Length of a Hard Penis? – 3 to 4 inches – 6 inches – 5 to 6 inches?
   • 5 to 6 inches – I answered correctly ✓
4. If a Guy thrusts too hard he could break his Penis. True or False
   • False – Trauma can cause Membranes to tear, but it can’t Break like a Bone. ✓
5. Who day dreams more while getting it on, Men or Women?
   • Women – Women Fantasise more than Men during Sex. ✓
6. In America, most people’s number of sexual partners is in the Single Digits. True or False?
   • I Answered True ✗
   • The Answer is False – The average American will have about 11 sexual partners in his or her lifetime.
7. In some parts of the country (America) girls have to get approval from their parents in order to wax ‘down there’. True or False?
   • True (I answered true as the US have some truly insane laws lol!) Missouri requires minors to have parental consent before getting a bikini wax. ✓
8. The Clitoris has twice as many nerve endings as the Penis. True or False?
   • True – The head of the clitoris has approximately 8,000 nerve endings, the largest concentration in the entire body. The penis has only 4,000.  ✓
9. “The Bigger the Feet, the Bigger the Meat” – True or False?
   • False – It’s impossible to tell the size of a guy’s penis by the size of his hands and feet. ✓ (although I’ve found finger length to be a good guide! lol
10. Do Guys have a G-Spot? Yes or No?
    • Yes – It’s in the prostate gland. (accessible via their anus) ✓
11. Intercourse burns as many calories as running a mile. True or False
    • True – On average, sex burns between 100-150 calories per sack session. ✓
12. If a guy has a small flaccid penis, It won’t be much bigger when Erect. True or False?
    • False – The length of a flaccid penis has no direct correlation to the size of the same penis when erect. ✓
    • Most guys are either growers or showers – but have come across @ least one guy who is both a shower and a grower!!
    • I have my own theory that the lower a guys sack hangs the more he will grow – the loose flesh of his nut sack gets ‘sucked up’ into the erection – but it’s just a personal theory!!
13. After the bedroom, what’s the second most popular place for couples go to to ‘get it on? The Car or A Public Rest Room
    • The Car – The car is the second most common out-of-the-bedroom spot for couples to have sex. ✓
14. Guys can Fake Orgasms too. True or False
    • Again after the articles mentioned above I Answered True – Most men fake it every now and then. ✓

So I managed to get a decent 12/14 right! whoo hoo for me!!!

How well would you have done if I didn’t give you the Answers??

Violet xx

P.S. I apologise for the screw ups of this wordpress theme – Not only is it hard to read, but it is mucking up the ordered and un ordered lists grrrrr – Hopefully I can find another half decent looking theme that will both look great and function the way I want it too. At least until I get moved to my own theme on my own domain!!