Wanton Wednesday – Stripes are Sexy

Dangerous Lilly did a very silly, very dangerous thing in one of her recent Wanton Wednesday Posts when she said the wantoness doesn’t need to be self portaits when she shared her love for gear stick porn. So it’s likely I’ll have something sexy to post every week, albeit sans me. There’s only so much I can do without someone to hold the camera,

So this week I’ve found some sexy, sexy stocking pics to share, I just forget exactly where they came from!¹ I’m sure I posted them all to my Tumblr acct though.

Get Your Wantoness On

EmilieAutumn Via link

Although there is no me, I hope you still like them. Til next time…

Violet xx

1. Promise to provide links to sources etc if I post others images in the future [↩]

Review – Alphabet Erotica Book

Pin Up Girl Portraits By Scott Idleman

With Great Thanks to GoodVibes.com Who sent me a Gift Card, I finally get to review my first book- Alphabet Erotica from Cleis Press.

Whilst Alphabet Erotica technically is a book, there isn’t much reading involved. It actually consists of 26 sexy Pin Up Girl Portraits created by Scott Idleman. It is quite small, only 5.5″ x 4″ and features 26 different illustrated postcards, one for each letter of the Alphabet. These Illustrations are based on the Alphabet of Erotica books by Alison Tyler, who also worked as an Editor in the process of creating this collection.

Each of the postcards are printed on thick card stock. The Pin up girl Portrait, her letter and the sensual word it stands for is printed on the front which has a semi gloss finish. On the back there is the little square in the corner for where you stick your postage stamp, as well as a line of text running down the center, just like regular postcards have.

Scott’s Illustrations are done in a Vintage 40′s style and remind me of the Famous Vargas Girls pictures. I feel that they are far too beautiful to waste them as Postcards, I’d much rather choose my favourites to put into photo frames to display around the house.

Whilst they are presented in the form of a book it doesn’t take much for the individual cards to start pulling away from the binding. This may be so that you can easily remove the postcards to use without damaging them, but it does make it hard to keep them all together. Many of them came away from the binding whilst I just had a quick look through it. But as they are Art worthy Postcards that belong on display rather than hidden away on a bookshelf it doesn’t truly upset me. It would be great if they were held in their binding a little better, but if I knew this ahead of time it wouldn’t have stopped me from buying it.

The Alphabet Erotica book of Postcards is Available from GoodVibes.com and usually sells for $10.95 and would make a lovely gift for anyone who’s a fan of the sexy Vargas style Pin up girls.

Scavenger Hunt – Truck & Petrol Pump

I Flashed My Boobs

I mentioned Sapio Slut’s Scavenger hunt in my last Weekend Reading post and ever since I first discovered it I’ve really wanted to take part. I don’t have the body to flaunt like Sapio Slut Does, nor do I have the Sexy Self Esteem Of Curvaceous Dee, but I still managed to flash my boobs in public places… Twice!

First time was In front of X’s Truck Last Sunday Night – I live no where near a train line & even if I did I’d never get on one. I’ve been phobic of trains since my brother got killed by one when I was 8 – So Road Train Will Just have to do.

The Truck

And I guess I can’t put it off much longer…

Then On Tuesday Night I went And met him out at the truck Stop on the highway and was in the position to flash my boobs at the Petrol Pump.I wasn’t scared to ‘flash’ at the world, there were only a few truck drivers around, and a camera that fed into the service station, but I didn’t care because I didn’t need to go in there. Once he had finished filling up we were moving to the other end of the truck stop to fuck.

Then I offered to climb up and clean his windows for him, hoping to get the perfect shot of my ass for my Wanton Wednesday Post. Once I climbed up the side of the open Bonnet He passed me the squidgey Window washing thing and I started washing the drivers side of the windscreen whilst telling him to get the right photo (I had my skirt hiked up so my ass was half on show.

“You have to..Ughhhh” he says and puts the camera down, climbs up shaking his head at me & pulls the windscreen wiper away from the windscreen.

I finished and half climbed down, half fell down and he went to put the bonnet back up.

“Crunch” & I get the ‘what the fuck have you done now Violet’ look.

He Put the Friggen Windscreen Wiper down, he should’ve put it back. It got snapped and I got sent in to buy electrical tape from the servo. Inside were five truckers all talking to the guy behind the counter, all of whom were standing around the monitor that caught me flashing my boobs. I could’ve died. I’m a whore on the inside. but so shy on the outside!

Anyways here’s the pic from the petrol pump.

I think that I should now qualify for some scavenger hunt award love…even if I didn’t get it all off – It’s Winter here in Australia you know.

So Now that I’ve struck up the courage to both take the photos AND publish them – How about you join in the Scavenger hunt fun too?

Violetxx

Wanton Wednesday #13

After talking about Wanton Wednesday in my last weekend reading post I’ve really been looking forward to this post. I had the Perfect Image in my head. Like most of my creative and artistic visions it didn’t quite pan out how I wanted it to. I blame X and his dodgy photography skills.

I wanted a hot shot of the side of my ass climbing into X’s truck – but he fucked it up… So you get my other favourite part of my body…My leg, adorned in my favourite stripey sock. Not X-Rated, rather G rated in fact, but I love it – Hopefully that’s all that counts to qualify for Wanton Wednesday.

I was taking pictures of my feet and legs for last weeks WTMFI Wednesdays Post and got inspired by a photo I took last year. I really have a ‘thing’ for both stockings and stripes and considering it’s almost my favourite part of my body – I love this photo – so If I have somehow #FAILED in my first Wanton Wednesday I promise I’ll do better next week. (can you see how much self esteem and belief I ooze!! seriously need to work on that fail too.)

And may I also present the view from my womb…

I think I shall be spending the weekend giving X photography lessons so I can get the shot I want of my ass! Then I’ll feel confident that my Wanton Wednesday Images do pass the bar.

Violetxx

What some call 'Porn For Women'

I was going to title this post ‘Porn for Women’ same as the book – I get the joke…If I didn’t I wouldn’t be posting it – I guess I just want to save the post title Porn For Women for a time when I do have great porn for women to share.

Any whooo -> I first saw this @ stumbleupon -> Porn for Women (which originated @ Al Lowe’s Humor Site) ->But decided to borrow it after seeing a cartoon referring to it so they could be together and in context…. but I forget where I found the cartoon? (If you know please comment)

It is obviously hilarious and a complete poke at housewives, but at the same time it makes me sad. Far too greater portion of society would agree that this is in fact porn for the poor little house wifey’s. I have this horrific image in my head of a group of women giggling about this book whilst sitting around sipping on cups of tea, trying to remember the last time they had sex with their husbands… Their husbands who always do the dishes and put out the trash. The Partner who brought her Flowers the night before…Ungrateful bitches!! lol

So here’s some Pics from the Book – Porn For Women

The Cover of Porn For Women

Shoe Shopping

- I'll get the baby -

- I'll take Care of the Dishes

- Let Me take out the Trash

- Buy you Flowers Without a Reason -

- Let's skip the NRL Playoff's and go to the Craft Fair -

I'll put the lid down for you

I've cooked you Dinner.

I think Getting Directions would be a Good Idea.

& the cartoon in response to this book;

I agree, In my Porn People do Fuck…..

Often like this->

Real Porn, For Real Women!

Real Good Hard Core Porn

See the difference? lol

Enjoy!

Violet xx

Smokin Hot Women

A Fetish I could ♥ Love ♥

As I’ve already discussed I love licking looking at women and just came across a little gem of a site.

I have spent a lot of time looking at sex – not porn but sex on the net lately. I am interested in all facets of human sexuality and fetishes are just one tiny aspect of our own sexual personalities. I have a few tiny fetishes and sexual fantasies, none of which are too major. However I do enjoy both playing at and being treated like a whore!

Today I found this hot Pic come through my Twitter stream;

One Smokin' Hot Woman

Combining my Love of hot women and my love of cough smoking cough cigarettes! You can Visit LoFi Smoking Fetish to see more hot pics of hot women enjoying a smoke! I’m truly enjoying finding some of these very specific niche fetish sites as I research a post on some of the more peculiar fetishes I’ve found.

Violet xx

Picture Perfect #1

Perfect Pornographic Pictures #1

A little more lesbian love

Everyone seemed to love the ” Lesbian Lips on Lips” Post so much – I thought I should continue with the theme.

I’m a woman and I love ladies who love ladies! Picaso has his blue period, I think I am going through my lesbian period. A male friend is constantly teasing me playfully as I continue to amass a large group of lesbian friends. I think he just wishes he could join in!!

I consider myself straight and couldn’t live without the satisfaction of real, in the flesh, rock hard cock fucking me – I have an appetite for cock that can’t seem to be satiated. No matter how much I get!

Yet the supple curves of a woman’s body, the stunning beauty of freshly shaven pussy, and the subtle scent and silken texture of pussy… yum.

My mouth craves pussy whilst my pussy craves cock. I guess another threesome is in my near future.

So some sexual Imagery for you – More Lovely Lesbian Ladies…

Lucious Lips on Lovely Lips

mmmm

Violet xx

Not quite Porn

This may not be pornography – but hell it’s funny!

They may not be true porn, but they are somewhat sexual and certainly funny -> Hilarious Condom ads from trojangames.co.uk

Also from Trojan

Look forward to bringing you more actual Porn When I get moved onto my own domain

But if you have a favourite clip, be it funny, softcore, hardcore or whatever – leave a comment. Porn is there to share peoples

Violet xx

Fingers crossed the clips work – If you have trouble let me know and I’ll just publish the links

Technical Issues

It seems wordpress.com doesn’t want me to upload or rather embed any of my favourite porn clips into my free blog.

I have found a way around it, but as usual – when you are having fun life likes to get in the way. I will be fixing all the issues with embedding videos and with my stupid theme… but need to go visit my favourite lesbian couple and try my hardest not to imagine having a threesome with them….

Until then a couple of quick teasing pics I’ve found around the web – yes they are all stolen and completely against not only copyright as a whole but my own personal copyright morals too – but I’m in a hurry!

Violet xx

I Pad as I porn?

ok, so this may be pretty god damn softcore and really only includes partial nudity, but I still enjoyed it and certainly laughed.

“Not exactly what Apple intended the i-Pad to be used for” via @lotta Nawty

EDIT: Although I can embed you tube and google videos – this one I simply can’t put here for your viewing pleasure – so you will have to go visit to check it out -> NoKenny

Spurred on by this I am off to find some of my favourite funny porn clips to share

Violet xx

P.S. In lieu of the video I wanted to bring you – here is another funny interpretation of “Not exactly what Apple intended the i-Pad to be used for” created by Muriel Clayton

Or maybe it is exactly what it was designed for?