Review of the Couture Collection Bliss
Remote Controlled, Rechargeable, Vibrating Egg From California Exotics
I was sent the Couture Collection Bliss by California Exotics well over a month ago as part of their ‘Sexpert‘ program. As it is rechargeable, with a base that plugs into the wall socket my review had to be delayed whilst I dealt with the incompatibility of American plugs and Australian sockets – Just think square peg, round hole – literally.
But the bliss was well worth the wait.
My last foray into the world of remote controlled vibrating eggs was a huge #FAIL! I’m so glad to report that this time was a huge success. Not only does this egg have strong, high powered vibrations in numerous strengths and patterns, Its remote works and iw works well!! Finally my fantasies of being out shopping whilst allowing my partner to control the sex toy I’m wearing can be realised.
The Important Info
Size: the egg is 6cm long x 4cm wide (2.5″x1.5″) with a girth of 13cm (5″) at it’s widest point. The cord is 11.5cm ( 4.5″) long
Lube: Water based only.
Power: The Remote is powered by a single N1 sized 12Volt battery which is supplied ‘yay!’ and the egg is rechargeable, its heart shaped charging base plugs into the wall. The AC charger is compatible with electricity supplies between 1oo & 240 volts
⚠If your countries electrical supply isn’t between 110& 240 volts1 you may need to buy a currency converter from a local electrical store
⚠If your wall socket isn’t compatible with American style plugs you may need to buy an adapter to go between the power cord and your wall socket.
Remote Range: up to 5m – 16′
Care & Cleaning: Warm Water & dis-infecting soap will do the job. Although the egg is waterproof and you can fully submerge it, washing it in the dishwasher or boiling it to sterilise it are both out as the heat is likely to fry the electrical parts.
The Exciting stuff…
The Couture Collection Bliss comes in a pretty cute, cube like box that features images of the 
product along with some product info printed on it. Contained within are the Egg and its remote along with the heart shaped charging base and the AC adapter to plug it in with. There’s also some product info and a quick, illustrated guide to charging and using the product.
It’s all pretty cute looking!
The Egg sits upside down inside the heart shaped cradle to charge, whilst it’s charging you’ll see a red light on the base which turns green when it’s fully charged. It will hold it’s charge for about a day and can be used for well over an hour without loosing power.
There are 3 different vibration intensities, low, medium and high as well as four patterns; Escalation, Pulsation, Fast Escalation & Fast Pulsation. It is super easy to use, with a single button to switch the egg on based near the cord, and two buttons on the remote. One switches the remote on or off and the other cycles through the three vibration intensities followed by the four patterns. My favourite is by far the two pulsation settings. They are such strong, short bursts of energy that pass throughout my entire pelvic area, truly stimulating. I’m kind of blown away by how strong it is, far stronger than any of my bullets. I guess this is just one of the many benefits of rechargeable sex toys.
The product info states that the remote control has a range of up to 5m (16 feet) and I tend to believe them! Whilst I was browsing the cereal aisle my partner changed the vibration pattern on me from the dairy cabinet. It’s so quiet that you really don’t need to worry about getting ‘busted’ if you too decide to venture out in public with it. Sex toys whilst shopping truly are fun!
It’s also completely water proof – the egg that is! So you can take it in the bath or shower, heck you could even swim whilst wearing it! On top of it’s obvious pleasurable benefits the egg can also be used to add some extra oomph to your kegel excersizes – your pelvic floor muscles are important!! Just don’t go trying to stick it up your bum as you may end up in the ER. Despite the loop/string it could easily slip in and disappear.
Unlike my last one, this egg is seamless and simple to clean, I just washed it in the sink with hot water and dis-infecting soap, it really couldn’t be easier!
So if your after a remote controlled toy to spice up your next shopping trip, a toy that doubles as a kegel excersizer, or just something to spice up your love life, the couture collection bliss just might be for you. I haven’t yet found it for sale, but according to CalExotics.com the expected retail price will be around $122.99… and yes, hell yes, it is worth it.
Lastly it is also available in a lovely light pink color if baby blue isn’t your thing.
If you have any questions please feel free to ask.
Violet xx
- Australia is 240Volts [↩]
Most of their toys don’t really interest me but this one looks cute!
I’ve been anxious to try this one! Looks pretty awesome. 😀