You read it right…. Penis Bandz
A week or so ago I got an email from the people who have created Penis Bandz asking if I’d like to check out their product and write a review for them. I automatically fired off an email to say I’m sorry but I live in the middle of bum fuck nowhere – aka Australia. For once they didn’t care and sent me off a couple of packets of Penis Bandz.
So what are they?
Did you ever have those black rubber wrist bands?We called them fuck bands,if someone broke one you were wearing they had to fuck you. Well Penis Bandz take the idea of fuck bands one step further – Creating cock shaped fuck bands in a variety of colors.
Obviously they are simply a novelty, I personally wouldn’t wear them on my wrist everyday (even though my teenager has been!) But for a hen’s night – Hell yeah, I’d wear a whole bunch. Secretly hoping some hot guy will snap one and want to fuck me… lol.
You have to remember Im a boring suburbanite mum who doesn’t go clubbing or running around with dick shaped wrist bands on, but I can see how they would appeal to those who do. In days gone by I sure as hell would’ve worn them.
They come in packs of 12 with 4 different shapes and colors and can be purchased for $7 at www.PenisBandz.com
Huge props to the guys behind them for re-designing the old school fuck bands with a new century twist. I wonder how they would go about designing pussy banz?