When the Adult sex toy store known as TheAdultToyShoppe.com asked me to review some sex toys for them my first choice was something from the ‘I Rub My Duckie‘ line of novelty vibrators. I have long wanted one of these cute bath time pals and the limited edition bondage version was just too adorable to pass up.
This Duck shaped massager come vibrator is completely waterproof and with his vibrating body he makes for a great bath time pal. He arrives held tight within a thick plastic clamshell, along with the 2 x AA batteries he requires and a set of mini handcuffs that I adore. ❤They are the perfect, kinky addition to my key ring. I must say I do LOVE when a sex toy manufacturer includes the batteries to power the toy. There’s nothing worse than wanting to try out a brand new toy but being unable to as you can’t find a set of fresh batteries – it’s frustrating to say the least! So a big thank-you to Big Tease Toys for adding this small but much appreciated touch to this toy. Having the batteries included really rocks but you will still have to stay patient. Well at least until you find a Philips head screw driver to unscrew his base so that you can insert his batteries. This base plate needs to be screwed in tightly as it is what keeps your ducky waterproof.
This little guy is made from rubber, not exactly the best material for a sex toy, but it is FREE of Phthalates, Latex, Cadmium & Lead((according to the big tease toys website)). It’s a porous material that can’t be sterilised so germs and things can start to grow – Have you ever seen the gunk that grows on bathtub toys over a period of time, not nice! My guy is strictly for muscle relaxation purposes only and even though I’ve used him in the tub so far no gunk has grown. Quite possibly because I give him a really good dry off after washing him with disinfecting soap. If you are going to use this as a sex toy please keep in mind that it is porous and shouldn’t be shared. This means keeping him well away from kids who will want to play with him & chew on him etc… Not a pretty picture!
When it comes to kinky fashion this little 5″x5″ (do u get the buffy reference? heh) duck is truly decked out. He has a cherry colored ball gag in his mouth, a stunning silver spiked collar and a lace up, vinyl look studded jacket. His clothing is part of his form so you don’t have to worry about cleaning in creases or possibly loosing parts of his kinky costume. His overall surface is for the most part smooth with the exceptions being his spikey collar along with the studs and lace-up front of his jacket. His very unique shape as well as the mixed textures of the surface adds a lot of variety to his otherwise 1 note show.
His downfall is that he only has one speed of vibrations which you turn on & off by pressing on the upper portion of his back. They are quite strong – probably about a medium on a 3 speed bullet, and they travel well throughout his entire body. The packaging recommends trying out the different feelings created by various areas of his body such as his head, his beak or tail etc. The vibrations travel well throughout his body but are more pin point on spots like his beak and tail. When it comes to the style of the vibrations they are a bit buzzy and can start to numb your hand, but their buzziness is lessened as is their strength when pressed hard against the body.
When it comes to sound he is very very quiet. My son was mucking around with him (I’ve delegated him as a sore muscles style massager within our house not a sex toy!) , when he switched him on and sat him on the lounge I could feel the vibrations running through the lounge but couldn’t hear him what so ever, even though he was only a metre or two away. If you place him on a flat surface he will vibrate himself across the surface and even do little 360 spins. You would think from this that perhaps he would propel himself from one end of the bath to another, but sadly when left alone in the bath he just flips over and creates little ripples in the water.
All in all I think he’s one super cool, kinky little duck that can tease you and please you sexually or relax and massage your saw muscles and joints. His shape actually makes him perfect as an all over massager as his base fits well in the palm of your hand and his head works well on the harder to reach spots. I feel he is well deserved to earn a 3 out of 5 stars from me.
If you would like to buy your own I RUB my duckie, or even one as a gift for a friend they are available for $29.99 at TheAdultToyShoppe.com – Sadly they only ship to the US, but my Aussie readers may be able to find one of these cute little duckies at a really great price here.
Now that I have one sexy ducky I don’t think I’m going to be able to stop. I also want the Pirate Duckie, The Pretty Paris Duckie and maybe even an I rub my fishie too. But I can’t forget the Santa Duckie that comes in his own Christmas tree bauble. I want a collection like this…
Thanks again to the folks behind the online sex toy store at www.TheAdultToyShoppe.com for sending me my first ‘I RUB my duckie’ product in return for an open and honest review of the product.