Things that I achieved this past weekend
Friday: Went to watch my son’s best friends soccer game with his mum’s (yep, my closest friends in this town are [very hot] lesbians). Sadly they lost 2-1, but fun was had & Plans to visit them the next day were made.
Then stayed up until 3am working on editing some images for a Bride-Zilla (Ladies make sure you LOVE the color you chose for your bridesmaids before you buy the dresses, get married and have photos taken!!) very painstaking and rather annoying.
Saturday: Slept in until after 1pm. Scrambled to reply to emails etc and get dressed to go visit my lesbian friends – who I’m going to call…hmmm….’The Girls’ until I (or you – of you have a suggestion for names please comment – I love comments) come up with better names.
My son rode his bike over to the girls house whilst I finished up work and quickly had a shower, I had soot from X’s truck all through my hair and one of the girls was going to be doing my hair for me.
Finally arrive at the girls place, discuss color options (I’m Australian and we spell color -> colour, but as I create websites etc I am in the habit of writing color) and I’m dispensed off to get hair dye from the shops.
X calls telling me he is nearly back in town after leaving Melbourne @1am, I go fuck around and pick him up. He’s pissed that our son & I are spending the evening at his mates place, and what I bought for him for dinner wasn’t acceptable. Off to the shops AGAIN
Call the girls explain the delay, they’re cool with it and just ask me to grab a bbq chicken and some salad seeing as I’m at the shops. I walk into the shops as X walks out. Frustrated as I hate both wasting time and going to the supermarket – Actually I hate all shopping unless it’s online.
Drop X home after receiving cranky lecture about how I can’t drive (My 1 accident in a car to his 2 car and 2 truck accidents!) and have no respect for his car. Run back to the girls house and hope he is asleep before I get home.
Finally get there with hair dye, food and coke. I can’t survive without coke to drink, nor can they, but they like rum with theirs.
Discuss my color choices, rich shiny chocolate, vivid violet and a glossy blue black – I can’t make decisions…we decide to whack all 3 colors in in slices, big foil like patches that interweave. The kids are playing, the mums are drinking, I get my hair cut & colored (whilst having great boobs in my face) leave my son to stay the night so I can head home and take advantage of X.
Get home X is asleep. Thankfully he’s asleep on the lounge so I head to bed and spread out across the entire bed. Something I rarely get to do.
Sunday: finish adding the images to the ‘porn for women’ post and post it.
Drop X to his truck, son goes for ride with X, meet a mate down the road, catch up say hi, when X catches up I grab son and mate & X head to Brisbane.
Son falls asleep pretty quickly. I’m horny, completely unsatisfied after craving cock for a week. Really wanted another one of those OMG the earth is shaking I can’t stop myself from screaming orgasms I’ve been having with X…and my we vibe2, Pissed off that after offering X sex in order to get wanted orgasm he turned me down…
He Turned ME down. Not fucking happy.
I’m just going to have to go it alone – Sunday Night Solo Sex. Highlight of my weekend (after the girls great boobs of course! lol)
Decide to rumage around the big box of sex toys I had been sent to review for all you horny lads and ladies – realise the iPod is dead AND outside in the car, I’m lazy so can’t be fucked. I wanted an ohmibod so badly, now I have one to play with and review, but my mood is foul. I want and MUST have the earth shattering orgasm I’ve been craving.
Such Orgasms for me are mostly clitoral – so figure The Fun Factory’s Layaspot(Mine is obviously the Vanila & Candy Violet colored one!) Grab the 2 required triple A’s and took myself to that orgasmic plateau, and then shot off into outer space. I love my clit, she never fails me.
My G spot is rather large but elusive, I swear it runs and hides as soon as it feels the humidity in their rising! But my clit, small and sturdy, she’s always there for me, always ready to please. – Well she almost left me one day – but that’s a whole other story!
I’m not ready to write my review on The Fun Factory’s Layaspot – I’m thinking of just calling her ‘Candy’ for short as that’s too much of a mouthful. Yet I can already tell you I like her. I like her a LOT. Really strong vibrations that can be very very focused onto the pea in my canoe. But we are going to do a bit more rowing together pre-review, I think more than one use before a review is a good idea – Unless of course the sex toy is crap, unsafe or somehow breaks. However ‘Candy’ is worthy of many rows around my harbour, I hope to take her to see FWB next. Vibrating clit with his tongue technique…. as close to Nirvana as I’ll ever get.
So that’s about all I achieved this weekend.
Things I didn’t achieve This Past Weekend
Putting out my weekly ‘Weekend Reading’ Post filled with the best blogs I’ve discovered – & this weekend’s one was going to be the all important ANZ Issue – (I was going to call it an ANZAC issue – but have great respects for our ANZAC’s – Australian and New Zealand Army Corp’s – for those not in the know)- but I promise you will see an amazing ANZ issue next weekend.
And Today….drum roll please . . . I finally got around to registering my own domains and am going through the paces of setting up my beautiful sexy blog up into it’s own customised theme and adding lots of bells and whistles. (I downloaded pictures of about 100 different purple sex toys today to create some artwork for it)
Most Importantly though I signed up for Eden Fallacy’s @ Edenfalacys.com – a project set up by the lovely ‘Ask Nicole’ , who just happens to be Australian and the lucky Lady Love of Mysty from Mystyspanties.com and assisted by many others. I promise to tell the rest of you about once I get enough time to write a proper post.