Despite not having the anatomy required to use a fleshlight in the manner it is designed to be used, I have still wanted one for the longest time… or rather I’ve wanted the Fleshlight Alien for the longest time. It’s the bright blue one – also known as the ‘Avatar’ fleshlight, and I’ve got to admit I jumped for Joy when I discovered that there actually was an Australian company that stocks it.
Even in the good ol’ US of A the Alien fleshlight is a pretty rare find, only a handful of sites carry it so when sex toys 24/7 approached me and I discovered they stocked it – well it was like a match made in heaven. I now had a bright blue, double clitted, prosthetic vagina to review… despite my lack of penis I was pretty happy, sadly the one penis I had available to try it out was a bit put off by the color. Maybe he’s secretively species-est… but when you add the fact that your eyes are often closed when you masturbate any distaste for the color blue can be quickly forgotten as you become enveloped by the stimulating textures of this one of a kind masturbator.
The Important Info
Made by: Fleshlight
Size: Overall Length of the unit is 10″ with a width of around 3″ at the top of the case and 2.25″ at the bottom. The sleeve itself is 8.5″ deep and approx 2″ wide at its smallest point, but it is incredibly dense as well as stretchy to provide pleasure to men of all shapes and sizes.
Material: Fleshlights Patented flesh like ‘Super Skin’ material
Color: It’s pretty much bright blue with a nice pearlesque shine to it
Packaging: The Alien Fleshlight arrives in a rather large silver tin with a pull off top, it actually reminds me a bit of a biscuit tin. Almost identical to most other fleshlight tins with a sticker on the back of the can to indicate that it is the special “Alien” model with the equally unique internal texture.
Storage: You have a few choices for storage when it comes to a fleshlight. You can store the sleeve inside the case and tuck it away inside of the silver can it arrives in, or you can store the fleshlight as is, just protected inside of its blue plastic Fleshlight casing… or you could even store the casing and the internal sleeve separately – whatever floats your boat. Just ensure that everything is perfectly dry before you put it away. All kinds of unpleasantness could arise if it was put away wet.
Care and Cleaning: Depending on how comfortable you are with touching your own cum you may choose to use a condom with the fleshlight, you may also choose to do the same if you are too lazy to bother cleaning it after each and every use… my borrowed penis belongs to a guy who is both Lazy and fearful of his own cum so this is the route he took, but it is perfectly safe and rather normal for a guy to cum inside of the fleshlight and simply wash it out afterwards.
You can remove the inner sleeve to ensure you get all of the nooks and crannies, washing it with a soft wash cloth and warm soapy water. Same goes for the hard plastic casing. After washing be sure to let it air dry thoroughly before putting the sleeve back in the casing for storage.
It arrives with its own sample of lube – and lube is important to use so that you don’t do yourself nor the inner textured surface any damage, plus it feels far better with lube. After using the initial free sample be sure to use only water based lubes to help extend the life of the sleeve.
If you wish to keep your Fleshlight in tip top shape you may wish to purchase some more of their own lube and the specialised cleaning products such as “Fleshwash” and their renewing powder, all of which are available online Another cheap alternative to their renewing powder is giving the sleeve a light dusting with corn flour (corn starch to Americans).
Trailer Movie for The Alien Fleshlight
What it’s all about
Fleshlights are one of the most popular brands of sex toys for men and at a very basic level they are a masturbation sleeve housed within a fleshlight shaped casing.. thus the name. To find out more about what they are and how they are put together in to create all the various fleshlights check out this page from Fleshlight.com
There are a few things that separate this model from all others – the color of the sleeve and its case along with the internal texture and the moulding around the entrance. Normally the entry into a fleshlight features a clitoris, or a mouth, an anus even, but with the Alien you are faced with an entrance adorned by two clits. It looks kind of odd, but cool at the same time. The entrance seems to be a bit wider than other similar products but this was decided upon being listed as a plus as it made it possible for the penis to reach just a little bit deeper inside allowing for a little more contact and therefore stimulation.
The deep blue casing that holds the internal sleeve is shaped a bit like a gigantic flash light with a screw off lid – this the name Fleshlight. These things are rather large and are far from being just a ‘pocket pussy’. This is the real deal, top of the line product when it comes to prosthetic pussies. The size of the casing makes it slightly difficult to keep hold of with lubed up hands, thankfully for this very reason some ridges have been moulded into the case to help you keep your grip.
With Fleshlights and many other masturbators I’m guessing that it’s the texture and the material that is most important to the user. The Fleshlight material feels incredibly real and truly sets it apart from other far inferior masturbators and pocket pussies available out there and in my opinion anyone can have a flesh toned toy only the cool guys and super geeks are bold and brave enough to have bright blue prosthetic vaginas to play with.
Each different Fleshlight has its own texture or combination of textures and the configuration for the Alien has a bit of an “out of this world” twist. As you can see in the image nearest the entrance the inside of the sleeve has a whirlpool like vortex texture. In use this creates a somewhat twisty sensation loosely similar to a hand-job. Unless you are a guy with some girth you may not find this initial texture overly stimulating. Once you pass the vortex there’s a small space that looks a bit like an air lock in the photo 1 . This helps to create extra suction as it tightens around the shaft of the penis when thrusting. In use we found it made quite a bit of extra noise that could be off putting but the sensation it created overcame the added sound effect. Once you pass the airlock the sleeve gets tighter2 with the rest of the sleeve is filled with raised bumps that remind me of little peas. This is the same highly effective texture used in Fleshlight’s best selling Stamina Training Unit.
After the texture and material I’m guessing that the other most important facet of a masturbator is its size. To be honest I was a little shocked at just how huge the whole unit is. I’ve heard of guys worrying that they will be too big for such toys, but I assure you that unless you are hung like Ron Jeremy I seriously doubt you will bottom out in this or any other fleshlight. They are around 10″ long and around 4″ wide and can easily accomodate any penis I’ve ever come across. If you are at the other end of the spectrum and are scared that the opposite will be true.. don’t worry so much, but possibly a different texture such as the Stamina Training Unit would suit you far more as this one is a bit loose fitting. The initial vortex portion is an inch or two deep and nowhere near as tight as the deeper textures so if you are looking for something tight from entry til end try out one of the other textures that are consistently tight throughout the sleeve.
All in all my test subject is happy with his avatar fleshlight, enough so that it has earned itself four out of five stars.
EDIT: It’s not just boys who have fantasies about fucking the bright blue Na’vi clan and thankfully Fleshlight realise this fact as they have now come out with an equally bright blue Avatar Dildo – the Alien Dildo. If you’re looking to buy one the Folks from SheVibe.com have them for sale online here.
In the US you can pick up the Alien Fleshlight from Eden Fantasys for $74.95 us with free shipping