The Sexual Things I must do before I die
I saw a list on someone’s blog of 12 sexual experiences they wanted to have before they died. With a browsing history as long, vast and colourful as mine I’m not surprised that I can’t find the blog again. However I do know what’s on my personal ‘Sexual Bucket List’. A list of sexual acts &/or experiences I want to have, experience or explore before I die. I started out with 12 Things, but my bucket list stretched to 15 16, it may even grow in the future, but for now this is my List:
#1 Is to have a MFM threesome.I’ve taken part in a few different FMF threesomes, all of which were years & years ago, but all incredibly fun & pleasurable. I’ve even done the FFF style threesome, I just haven’t had the opportunity to participate in the MFM version of a threesome.
X Loves the idea, It’s his #1 turn on, I’m just not sure if he could cope with the jealousy that could possibly brew in the aftermath. (I don’t know If I want anything to do with him after the bullshit tantrum he threw on the weekend that ended up in a fistfight, let alone wanting to fuck him again though.) But if ever I do change my opinion of him, I’ve found the 2nd M for the mix… or at least I think I have, not 100% sure he was serious. It’s hard to know whether or not to believe a man when he’s thinking with his dick rather than his brain – but if & when I do organise it, you will be the first to know.
I also want to experience double penetration, it’s my true number one not yet experienced fantasy, but as it requires a MFM threesome for it to eventuate it gets thrown in with MFM at #1.
#2 It’s a little Vanilla, but I want to have sex in water. I’m a Pisces and have always been at one with water, I just haven’t gotten around to having sex in the water yet. I’ve done it on beaches (North Cronulla – like in Puberty Blues) and Even the Sandhills (where Mad Max was filmed) I Just never made it to the water. I’ve heard all the awful stories of getting sand where you don’t want it, but am happy to settle for still water like a swimming pool, or a lake.
#3 Despite having slept with more than a few females I’ve never had the experience of using a double ended dildo, allowing both female partners to be penetrated by the other simultaneously. I love Pussy and could spend a year, licking, tasting, eating pussy, touching it, playing with it… – I Love all things pussy! Grinding against each other, clit to clit, scissors style feels great, Id love to feel that mixed with the sensation of penetration. I’m sure it has to be the ultimate feeling when it comes to girl on girl fucking – maybe someone slightly more experience can tell me if I’m wasting my lesbian dreams on an unsatisfying act or not.
#4 Is to give someone their un-realised fantasy. A little like a sexual fantasy Genie. Everyone has fantasies, most of us have at least one un-conventional one, one that our partner or partners have no interest in. Before I die I’d like to help make someone’s unrealised fantasy a reality. I imagine someone who’s had this deep seeded longing for years and years, one that has always been denied. For some reason when I think of this one I envision a married man despite the fact I’ve sworn never ever to fuck with another man whose married1. Guys a bit like the UnWanted Husband, one who’s been used, maybe abused and just ignored sexually, those who if they are married the ‘cheating’ damage has already been well and truly done – I’d like to give at least one person their deepest, dirtiest denied desire. Just as long as my actions couldn’t lead to breaking up a family. I think I could even get some kind of BDSM kink on for this one despite my general dislike of such, If it got the person in question off I’d be glad to do pretty much whatever – just no two girls one cup shit!
#5 Another is to get paid for sex, or rather have sex for money as I think the two can differ at times. As a teenager I always wanted to be a prostitute, I guess it was some kind of romantic notion caused by pretty woman((I also wanted to be a nun after watching ‘Brides of Christ’ and longed to marry Marky Mark – long before he dumped the funky bunch and became a hot movie star.. I have strange notions at times!)) and although I was propositioned once or twice, I never slept with anyone or performed any sexual act explicitly for money. But I pretty much gave it away for free to any guy who gave it a try. The reason I didn’t take the offering of $$$ when propositioned was because the guys made me want to puke,I really disliked the idea of not being able to choose who I fucked so I never became a professional teenage whore. I did accept $100 off of X for a blow job, but don’t think he really counts. But with this $105k debt looming over me, I may get to cross number 5 off my list sooner than I had expected 😛
#6 I’d like to Be a Cam Girl. I would probably prefer to try being a cam girl before I turned to out & out prostitution. I’ve been a phone sex operator before and think that becoming a cam girl is the natural next step from there. I’ve had sex whilst people watched via web cam, so don’t think it would be a big deal to me once I got my head in the right place. My personal self-esteem and body Image both suck, something I’m working hard to improve via things such as writing this blog and participating in things like The Scavenger Hunt & Wanton Wednesdays, being a Cam girl would be a HUGE step towards my goal of loving myself & my body. If & when I do decide to go in that direction – again I’ll be sure to let you know.
#7 I want to either make another woman squirt, or teach a guy how to make me do it, so he can go on to teach another woman It has to be more fun with a partner than it is on my own and it could be teamed up with my #12 and kill two birds with one stone.
#8 Have someone eat or lick gooey food stuffs off of my skin &/or do the same to someone else. I know it isn’t really out there, but again I’ve never tried it. Same with Sex on the Kitchen bench. I’ve wanted to have Kitchen Bench sex since I was way to young to be thinking about it. The closest I ever came was with my childhood sweetheart, but for some reason we never actually had sex despite the fact neither of us were virgins…We still don’t know why we never fucked! I do have this one very particular fantasy regarding -B & my Kitchen bench, but seriously doubt that will ever eventuate.
#9 Sell my Underwear Online. I hate the word ‘panties’ or any derivative there of, but after being with someone with such a fetish It truly rubbed off on me, anyone who’s seen my tumblr feed at sexviaviolet.tumblr.com can attest to this. Considering I’m down to my last $50 this is quite likely to eventuate… if anyone wants them 😛
#10 Have anonymous, or close to anonymous sex with someone, by that I mean no blind date style anonymous sex – But within hours of first meeting someone, I’d just like one more good, no real names, one night stand before I die…please
#11 To get really drunk and fuck like I have no Inhibitions preferably with someone other than X or -B.
Although I don’t really have any inhibitions when I’m with X, there’s so many things he’s picky about that make being truly free sexually impossible, i.e.: having to have a shower before we have sex, even if I’ve just showered, and even then he has a huge issue with going down on me, I forget the last time he did. No doggy style sex because he can’t stand the sight off my ass hole – Because My ass hole is one of those darkly pigmented ones he deems it too dirty to look at… But he’s happy to stick his dick in that ass and couldn’t care less if he pulled it out covered in shit (I know this because I asked him about it on the weekend.
Writing this makes me realise just how much he has stifled the true me.
And although I said it has to be someone other than -B, I’d love to be that way with him, he kinda deserves it after all the shit he’s put up with from me.
#12 Very very unrealistic, but I’d love to participate in some form of ‘glory hole’ style kinkiness, but I’d much prefer to be bent over and fucked than be on my knee’s giving bj’s..but I did say it was unrealistic, possibly impossible, but fuck it, it’s my list.
#13 It’s my dirtiest darkest item on my list… To live out my own one truly ruley dirty fantasy, or dirty sexual act rather. I’ve always wanted to pee in a guys mouth – don’t know quite why, maybe because I hate X and the idea of being able to be dominant and kind of abusive to him turns me on. That’s my usual go to fantasy when I need that extra push in order to cum. I imagine standing up whilst he’s on his knees, my hand tightly mingled in his hair whilst he goes down on me and I get to kind of forcibly fuck his face. Eventually pulling his head away from my pussy and peeing all over him. I’d equally like to squirt in a guys mouth, so either or, not too fussed, but I’d like to do one of those before I die. I’ve played all kinds of ‘Water Sports’ with him, both giving and receiving…Just never in his mouth2
#14 Finally…because I forgot about it two more recent sex toy items, I want to try the club vibe from ohmibod out during a Mosh Pit and fuck someone with the feel doe or similar non harness style strap on cock (is it still a strap on cock if it doesn’t actually ‘strap on’?) be it guy or girl I’d really like to try that thing out. I wonder if it feels as good as it looks, or if it is as hard to use as I’ve read. I’ve got plenty of other sex toy hopes & dreams, but there’s so many they require their own bucket List. I may even write that list today, I’m very bored and incredibly lazy today.
#15 And to finish… the most ridiculous of all. I’ve always wanted to have sex in a mosh pit, no matter how ridiculous, impossible & painful it could possibly be. Music turns me on, the higher the volume the wetter I get. I’ve had backstage sex, but never crowd side. I’m happy to die without fulfilling #15, but it’s a fantasy & deserves to be here no matter how impossible it would be in practice.
But wait I forgot one… #16 I’ve always wanted to fuck using a great sex swing. Even at my thinnest most anorexic self I wasn’t exactly light as a feather, I’d love a great sex swing so I could get into all kinds of weird and wonderful positions. A regular swing was plenty fun, I imagine a sex swing would be infinitely better, I even have the perfect basement for it – & trust me In Australia Basements are incredibly rare.. It’s really just a big area attached to the side of the garage- but the big Metal beams that are all painted a shiny deep red make it feel perfect for a sexual dungeon.
So what about you?
Do you have a Sexual Bucket List? Any Sexual experiences you want to have before you die? Any act you wish to do before you leave this life?
If you do, publish your List and leave a comment with the link to it . It doesn’t have to be 16 things, or even 12, It can be as many as you like… It’s your list. If you do & you link it back to here I’ll get off my lazy ass and make a cute little sexual bucket list button for you to use (I’m just being very very Lazy today)
The Voyeur in me would love to know what’s on your list.